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Be on the lookout.
An emu is on the lam!

This could be interesting.


1 posted on 05/12/2023 1:32:56 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Maybe the emu found a job with Liberty Insurance. 🤗


2 posted on 05/12/2023 1:58:35 AM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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it’s not like it can hide under a rock. it’s been trained to eat a certain kind of food while in captivity. you can’t outsmart an emu????


4 posted on 05/12/2023 2:06:27 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Meep Meep


5 posted on 05/12/2023 2:31:44 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: DUMBGRUNT

“An emu is on the lam!”

This choice of words stopped me in my tracks, too.

Your comment is perfect!


6 posted on 05/12/2023 2:46:30 AM PDT by Seeing More Clearly Now
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Do they taste like chicken, turkey?


8 posted on 05/12/2023 3:00:02 AM PDT by exnavy (Grow your faith, and have the courage to use it.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

No hits for “emu trap” on Amazon.


10 posted on 05/12/2023 3:21:49 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: DUMBGRUNT

In before the Liberty Limu.


11 posted on 05/12/2023 3:32:02 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMV.e)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I have been in the Australian outback in a Range Rover that could not catch up with one of these large, flightless birds.

It is no easy thing to run down such a speedy BIG animal like this. Also, they can kick the hell out of anybody who tries to grab one.

This bird might be killed or tranquilized with a rifle but it will be no easy task to catch one or even get a good shot at it.


14 posted on 05/12/2023 4:07:24 AM PDT by Gnome1949
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Check any Liberty Mutual offices.

Was the emu wearing a yellow shirt and was he seen with a guy with a mustache and a yellow shirt? 🤓

15 posted on 05/12/2023 4:19:57 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
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It’s basically a dinosaur.


16 posted on 05/12/2023 4:22:50 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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An emu is on the lam!

New hit song: Emu on the run...

17 posted on 05/12/2023 4:42:43 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
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My son worked on a farm with 2 of them. They made good guard animals for the chickens because they thought they were just a big chicken.


20 posted on 05/12/2023 5:02:20 AM PDT by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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26 posted on 05/12/2023 6:00:52 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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Ever tough an emu? You can feel its emu oil all over its feathers. Emu oil penetrates the skin better than any other substance and is highly effective for treating burns which is why ever household should have a bottle of it. I use it whenever I get burned while cooking. Unbelievably effective.


32 posted on 05/12/2023 4:55:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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This one wins my Favorite Headline of the Day award. 🥇


33 posted on 05/12/2023 4:56:49 PM PDT by Allegra
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