Be on the lookout.
An emu is on the lam!
This could be interesting.

1 posted on
05/12/2023 1:32:56 AM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Maybe the emu found a job with Liberty Insurance. 🤗
2 posted on
05/12/2023 1:58:35 AM PDT by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
To: DUMBGRUNT
it’s not like it can hide under a rock. it’s been trained to eat a certain kind of food while in captivity. you can’t outsmart an emu????
4 posted on
05/12/2023 2:06:27 AM PDT by
Sacajaweau
( )
To: DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
“An emu is on the lam!”
This choice of words stopped me in my tracks, too.
Your comment is perfect!
To: DUMBGRUNT
Do they taste like chicken, turkey?
8 posted on
05/12/2023 3:00:02 AM PDT by
exnavy
(Grow your faith, and have the courage to use it.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
No hits for “emu trap” on Amazon.
To: DUMBGRUNT
In before the Liberty Limu.
11 posted on
05/12/2023 3:32:02 AM PDT by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMV.e)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I have been in the Australian outback in a Range Rover that could not catch up with one of these large, flightless birds.
It is no easy thing to run down such a speedy BIG animal like this. Also, they can kick the hell out of anybody who tries to grab one.
This bird might be killed or tranquilized with a rifle but it will be no easy task to catch one or even get a good shot at it.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Check any Liberty Mutual offices.
Was the emu wearing a yellow shirt and was he seen with a guy with a mustache and a yellow shirt? 🤓
15 posted on
05/12/2023 4:19:57 AM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: DUMBGRUNT
It’s basically a dinosaur.
16 posted on
05/12/2023 4:22:50 AM PDT by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: DUMBGRUNT
An emu is on the lam!
New hit song: Emu on the run...
17 posted on
05/12/2023 4:42:43 AM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: DUMBGRUNT
My son worked on a farm with 2 of them. They made good guard animals for the chickens because they thought they were just a big chicken.
20 posted on
05/12/2023 5:02:20 AM PDT by
AppyPappy
(Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
To: DUMBGRUNT
26 posted on
05/12/2023 6:00:52 AM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: DUMBGRUNT
Ever tough an emu? You can feel its emu oil all over its feathers. Emu oil penetrates the skin better than any other substance and is highly effective for treating burns which is why ever household should have a bottle of it. I use it whenever I get burned while cooking. Unbelievably effective.
32 posted on
05/12/2023 4:55:20 PM PDT by
PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
To: DUMBGRUNT
This one wins my Favorite Headline of the Day award. 🥇
33 posted on
05/12/2023 4:56:49 PM PDT by
Allegra
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