In before the Liberty Limu.
Just came up with the title for my new book “How to Catch an Emu and other tales from the left”
I do think gay men like emus. “An alternative method used is to catch the emu then stand behind the animal with one hand across its back providing downward pressure while the other hand is placed from the side around the bird to clutch the soft skin area between the legs and hard bare area of the breast plate.” Wiki