Posted on 05/09/2023 12:44:52 PM PDT by Red Badger
With the advent of smart phones, people do a lot while they're using the toilet these days.
So much so, that employers have been looking for smart solutions to get people off the toilets and back to work, up to installing whole new slanted toilets.
Check out these slanted toilets designed to keep you off your phone while you poop at work
Since Taro Gomi first published his children's book in 1977, we all know that Everyone Poops. So don't get all uptight that I'm writing an article about pooping. Okay?
But some toilet manufacturers are pushing back.
What if we could make use of all the time people spent sitting on the toilet and do something health-conscience while they're there anyway?
Introducing the first smart toilet seat, Casana's Heart Seat™.
Here's a pic of the inner workings of this mysterious addition to your porcelain throne:
Heart Seat currently includes a ballistocardiogram (which measures the mechanical activity of the heart), an electrocardiogram (which measures the electrical activity of the heart), and the difficult-to-read "photoplethysmogram" (which detects blood volume changes).
It just received FDA approval.
After taking your measurements, Heart Seat connects to WiFi and sends that information to Casana's cloud, then to your medical providers.
Even while you're pooping, you'll have your team of medical professionals watching over you!
In simplified terms, it means you can replace your flesh-and-blood nurse with a toilet.
(My wife, a registered nurse, gave me a Paddington stare after that joke).
I have to wonder though. How does the Heart Seat control for vital sign changes from things like eating a spicy burrito?
Heaven knows, you don't want paramedics bursting into the restroom every time you you get heavy handed with the hot sauce.
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LOL!
🤣
It should make over flows more exciting.
There was a similar product on Shark Tank a few years ago.
What??? No microphones and camera? How about accelerometers to measure the Big Blast Eruptions?
Mine will require a seismograph. And a connection to the refrigerator, which won’t allow me purchase any more pickled eggs and sauerkraut.
Lol. I know what you mean!
So, you and Joe Biden have something in common!..................
After taking your measurements, Heart Seat connects to WiFi and sends that information to Casana’s cloud, then to your medical providers.
Does that mean you have to log in, so to speak?
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