[nickcarraway]

Forget it Jake, it's Jersey

Leave the pasta, take the sauce.

[Songcraft]

Chris Christie called out for dinner.

[BitWielder1]

It's Biodegradable so no biggie.

(But don't tell the lefties that the breakdown process will generate CO₂, NH₄ and H₂O, or their pantyhose will get twisted.)

[Bounced2X]

Not for me. I don’t like al dente.

[shotgun]

Call a farmer. They can feed to their hogs, cows, or chickens

[Noumenon]

Declare a mukbang on the interwebs. It’ll be gone in no time.

[gnarledmaw]

Are there no squirrels there? Couldnt kick it in the creek for passing suckers and mudbugs?

I understand that he wanted to avoid attracting nuisance wildlife but arent Italians mostly further north this time of year?

[Equine1952]

I thought it might be Whoopie or Behar

[MaskedMan]

If you never saw this BBC Spaghetti Harvest documentary, it’s very insightful…

BBC Spaghetti Harvest in Ticino

[Chickensoup]

All they had to do is bring in a couple of fenced pigs

[DannyTN]

If they hadn’t been stingy with the sauce, animals would have eaten it.

Should have set up some trail cams to see what showed up.

[Ezekiel]

Word in the neighborhood, Rost said, is that the dry pasta was dumped by a man as he cleaned out the Hillyard Road home of his late parents, who apparently believed in having a fully stocked pantry.

500 lbs. worth, so probably not a lot of elbow room.

[Steely Tom]

Shove in your meat.

[mass55th]

Are they sure there’s not a body under all that pasta?

[starsandstrips]

Was it Town Edgewater N. J. ?

[Revel]

my guess is that if you even if you didn’t clean it up that within a year you would never know it was there.

[P.O.E.]

There’s a good Italian restaurant in Old Bridge called Ponte Vecchio.

[Bonemaker]

Maybe the Illinois governor blew his Italian meal(s) on the roadside?

[Sirius Lee]

500 Pounds of Pasta Mysteriously Dumped in the Woods of a New Jersey Town

In the Pine Nut Barrens with Pesto Sauce.

[CheshireTheCat]

1. I used to live about a mile away from the dump site, but it was too long ago for me to have even any info. I wasn’t even aware there was a creek there even though NJ is rotten with creeks.

2. I saw on another site they think it was son cleaning out his mom’s house who did. Not to defend him, but having recently had to deal with decades of food kept by father, who passed away last year, it can be tough if you don’t have much help. These last few years have destroyed many a relationship. Luckily I had someone willing to get rid of stuff for me the proper way.

[Honest Nigerian]

Lizzo Alert!!