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Everyone At PragerU Awkwardly Trying To Avoid Shaking Dennis's Hand
The Babylon Bee ^ | April 20, 2023 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/21/2023 9:01:04 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

LOS ANGELES, CA — On the heels of conservative media pundit Dennis Prager stating his belief that consuming pornography is acceptable if it keeps spouses from engaging in adultery, reports indicate the rest of the workforce at PragerU is now awkwardly making every attempt to avoid shaking Prager's hand.

"Yeah, it just feels…icky," said popular PragerU personality Amala Ekpunobi. "We all have a lot of respect for Dennis around here, but that statement definitely made us cringe a little bit. He seems like the type of guy who would be diligent about washing his hands, but…I don't know. Fist bumps are good for now."

Prager has come under criticism from many on the right for his statement, with other conservative personalities stressing their disagreement. "While Dennis is certainly entitled to his opinion, I think I'd prefer not to shake his hand right now," said one notable commentator who asked to remain anonymous. "Oh crap, he's not standing behind me, is he?"

Other employees at the PragerU offices were seen going out of their way to greet Prager in other ways, including winks, head nods, bowing Japanese-style, and pointing their index fingers at him as pistols and saying, "Hey, there, boss man!" Witnesses reported seeing other members of the team simply dart into nearby rooms to avoid any potentially awkward interactions.

At publishing time, Mr. Prager himself expressed bewilderment at the situation, seemingly oblivious to the fact that he had made everyone at the company feel weird and look for ways to avoid contact.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bybullbanger; california; dennisprager; hahaha; losangeles; marriage; prageru; satire; smut

1 posted on 04/21/2023 9:01:05 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

What has he been doing with that hand?


2 posted on 04/21/2023 9:04:57 AM PDT by George J. Jetso
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To: George J. Jetso
What has he been doing with that hand?

Same thing every man has done since the beginning of time. Unless they are either armless, or liars.

3 posted on 04/21/2023 9:07:06 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The Bee’s double entendre is eye squintingly funny!


4 posted on 04/21/2023 9:07:07 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
All satire is based in a nugget of truth (to be satire at all, it's necessary) and I've often had major problems with Prager's virulent libertarianism. I often find fatal flaws with his line of argument.

He's soft on homosexuality as a private practice as an example. I also remember that he said better to marry and divorce, several times, than never to marry at all.

Very anti-Christ teaching.

5 posted on 04/21/2023 9:07:40 AM PDT by fwdude (Society has been fully polarized now, and you have to decide on which pole you want to be found.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

LOL


6 posted on 04/21/2023 9:08:22 AM PDT by Allegra
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7 posted on 04/21/2023 9:08:45 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Scripture does not support him on this.


8 posted on 04/21/2023 9:09:20 AM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: Tell It Right

I darned near went blind reading it.


9 posted on 04/21/2023 9:11:43 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: fwdude

It’s also possible that prrn use will lead to increased dissatisfaction and alienation, to addiction, and that adultery will become more likely.

I would bet that way, given even odds.


10 posted on 04/21/2023 9:12:12 AM PDT by heartwood (Someone has to play devil's advocate.)
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To: fwdude

Better still to marry, until death do you part.


11 posted on 04/21/2023 9:12:22 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I didn’t get this at all, then I just saw the article that Prager thinks pornography is OK....ICK! SICK!


12 posted on 04/21/2023 9:15:20 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Afterall they do not know what he has been holding in that hand. eeeuu


13 posted on 04/21/2023 9:27:47 AM PDT by Tupelo (A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand)
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To: George J. Jetso

Toobin.


14 posted on 04/21/2023 9:28:35 AM PDT by HYPOCRACY (This is the dystopian future we've been waiting for!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Man the Bee is QUICK!


15 posted on 04/21/2023 9:38:42 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Sirius Lee

At least I’ve washed my hands afterwards in those moments I have fallen into that type of situation.

It’s bad enough being dopey from the experience and mentally undressing the women I see afterwards and sometimes the women sensing the evil in my eyes.

Lee Kuan Yew, founding father of Singapore, told “National Geographic” (there’s irony in this) some years ago he thought “a little pornography” was OK.

Maybe for others?

For some of us a “little pornography” ends up being “a lot of pornography” its another bottle.

Sex with self is an act of intoxication that is my personal experience.

When women feel like the men around them are creepy what’s going is that minds conditioned by pornography are around them seeing through their clothes.


16 posted on 04/21/2023 9:52:56 AM PDT by Nextrush (FREEDOM IS EVERBODY'S BUSINESS-REMEMBER PASTOR NIEMOLLER)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I always thought it was creepy the way he would encourage callers to talk about their sex lives (especially the women). Evangelicals get scammed again.


17 posted on 04/21/2023 10:52:56 AM PDT by Babba Gi
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