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Life expectancy of Florida men is about 27
Twitter ^ | 7:10 AM · Apr 13, 2023 | Fiona’s Videos

Posted on 04/19/2023 9:16:59 AM PDT by Red Badger

VIDEO AT LINK......................

Florida MEN all at once.

It seemed like a good idea at the time...................................


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Sports; Travel
KEYWORDS: floridaman; floridiocy

1 posted on 04/19/2023 9:16:59 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Hold my beer, and watch this!


2 posted on 04/19/2023 9:19:21 AM PDT by Fireone (The only reason our elections are complicated is because the cheaters want it that way.)
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To: Red Badger

I like the dude still filming his near-death was his cell phone sticking out of the water.


3 posted on 04/19/2023 9:22:36 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: Red Badger

The slide-whistle Titanic theme was an apt addition.


4 posted on 04/19/2023 9:24:08 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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To: Red Badger
Can you say "Top Heavy"?

I knew you could.


5 posted on 04/19/2023 9:24:41 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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To: Red Badger

27 club! Woohoo!


6 posted on 04/19/2023 9:25:18 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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7 posted on 04/19/2023 9:29:19 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Red Badger

Floridiots.


8 posted on 04/19/2023 9:30:30 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: Magnum44

Going outside in teh middle of a hurricane is not a good idea......................


9 posted on 04/19/2023 9:33:43 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

I spent the night with ‘Elana’ in Pensacola 85’ ;)


10 posted on 04/19/2023 9:35:44 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Red Badger

We used to have hurricane parties back in the 70’s and 80’s. Right near the beach. Best times ever. Today they all run and flee, then six months later video themselves bungee jumping off bridges and swallowing Tide Pods.


11 posted on 04/19/2023 9:40:10 AM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) We're all Women now.)
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Going outside in teh middle of a hurricane is not a good idea......................

I have to confess to standing on my north facing porch while Hurricane Wilma was spinning on top of us. The winds were from the south and so our house (cinder block construction) was acting like a wind break. The home across the street from us had a shingle roof - a very bad decision. We, my son and I, watched one shingle go flying, then another, then a handful, then some more. Suddenly the tar paper was peeling up and the roof was just gone. Our roof was concrete tiles, 12" x 18" and over an inch thick. Our house survived just fine...until 16 days after the hurricane when they restored power and burned the house down...

12 posted on 04/19/2023 9:41:07 AM PDT by Crusher138 ("Then conquer we must, for our cause it is just")
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To: Magnum44

We were stuck in a roadside park in Florala. Traffic was at a standstill. It took us over an hour to get to Florala from Crestview. We have never ‘evacuated’ again. Opal, Erin, Ivan, Dennis, and numerous Tropical Storms stay right here..................................


13 posted on 04/19/2023 9:42:28 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Magnum44

Looks like a young Ted Nugent.


14 posted on 04/19/2023 10:07:55 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: Red Badger

CDC says life expectancy at birth for someone born in Florida is 77.5.

So if men only live to 27 then the women must live to 127.


15 posted on 04/19/2023 10:11:46 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Red Badger

Okay but what did they think the upside was? A crappy, crowded ride in a crappy truck through the mud?


16 posted on 04/19/2023 10:24:59 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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Looka-that! A whole cartload of dumbasses. 😂

I love “My Heart Must Go On” sliding off-key in synch with the dumbass cart’s progress.


17 posted on 04/19/2023 10:29:26 AM PDT by Allegra
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One Florida Man falling in muddy water....not funny.

One BUSLOAD of Florida Men falling in muddy water....priceless!.................


18 posted on 04/19/2023 10:35:46 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: DannyTN

You haven’t seen the women in South Florida have you?.....................


19 posted on 04/19/2023 10:43:13 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

LOL!!!


20 posted on 04/19/2023 10:45:07 AM PDT by DannyTN
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