Angry Mob Stalks Black Guy (Safe and Effective Satire)

4/12/23 | RetiredTexasVet

[RetiredTexasVet]

Jim Crow Democratic Senators on the Judiciary Committee, led by Senator Dick Durbin, are out for the scalp of uppity black Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

Seething for decades about the uppity black getting a Supreme Court Justice position, Senator Durbin launched his attack on the justice after consulting with failed Supreme Court Justice nominee AG Meritless Garland. Garland noted that his FBI maintains a lot of files on uppity blacks following the precedent of the late J Edgar Hoover, which could contain some actionable material.

Garland noted that uppity black Thomas took a lot of plush expensive vacations with a rich long time friend. Garland noted that Thomas has a white Republican wife which could also be an avenue of attack. Garland stated that if requested he was sure that he could find an impeachable crime if he searched long and deep enough into the justice's life.

Durbin said that he would get back to Garland and would authorize the party's Antifa section to start protesting at his home.

[Gay State Conservative]

I don't know how old Justice Thomas is or what retirement plans he might entertain from time to time. But I certainly hope that he fights...resists...anything that might be thrown at him.

I can easily imagine him being impeached...because at least a few House RINOs will vote in favor. And at least a few Senate RINOs will vote to convict. But there's no way that he'd be removed from office.

I just hope he doesn't decide "I've had enough of this bleep" and resign.