Posted on 04/07/2023 8:03:02 PM PDT by BenLurkin
A naked burglar covered in wheel-bearing grease, peppermint oil and his own blood was caught jumping in a stranger’s pool and on their trampoline in the middle of the night Friday.
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Dramatic body camera footage shows the naked man taking off and jumping into an in-ground pool of a DeBary, Florida home when deputies arrived for a burglary in progress call around 2 a.m.
The man, lying in a starfish position, appeared unconcerned when the deputy threatened to Tase him.
It took multiple officers to handcuff the nude man, who was bleeding heavily from his head and repeatedly shouted “What’s your name?” each time they ordered him to stop resisting.
“Be careful, he’s slippery,” one of the officers said. “What’s all over you, man? … It smells like toothpaste …"
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Where’s a ‘gator when you need one?
I get the blood but peppermint and wheelbearing grease?
Probably looking for a date with Paul Pelosi.
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Peppermint oil stings the weenie.
“...But his hair, was perfect!”
I don’t know about him, but if I was naked, I would be very very concerned about being tased. Seeing that a certain part of my anatomy would be an easy target.
The Swimmer
I wonder if a Taser could ignite bearing grease.
spearmint oil, mmmmaybe.
Ain’t that the fella that was almost elected Governor in 2018 ?
I can’t help but think this guy saw all of the press the other day about the nude man in Pennsylvania arrested driving a stolen school bus with a dead deer inside and thought, “Florida Man is gonna see about that!”
I haven’t done the pool thing, but the trampoline is lots of fun.
damn if that florida man doesn’t have the best social schedule...
That guy has some of the wierdest experiences.
Not gonna ask how...nevermind.
Where is an armed homeowner when you need him?
Oh yeah, I did that once. Only it was with vanilla extract instead of peppermint oil.
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