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If You Don't Click On This Link You're Gay
Babylon Bee ^
| 4/31/23
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 04/01/2023 8:35:17 AM PDT by BipolarBob
Congratulations! You did it! By clicking on this link, you have officially proven that you're not gay! All those other people who didn't click the link are gay. And lame. HA! Sucks to be them!
But you're different, friend. You're heterosexual and based. You only click links of the opposite sex, which this is. Feel free to print out a copy of this article to show everyone how not gay you are.
Way to go! Today is the first day of the rest of your un-gay life.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee
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Well, there you have it.
To: BipolarBob
Sounds like some of the posters here, if you, then...
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posted on
04/01/2023 8:38:11 AM PDT
by
ansel12
(NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.)
To: BipolarBob
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
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posted on
04/01/2023 8:38:14 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: BipolarBob
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posted on
04/01/2023 8:38:34 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
To: BipolarBob
I’m keeping a tally and I’ll know if you didn’t click.
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posted on
04/01/2023 8:38:46 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Not my fault, yer Honor. I went to the Alec Baldwin School of Firearms Handling. )
To: BipolarBob
Could start a Freepathon with this.
6
posted on
04/01/2023 8:41:17 AM PDT
by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: Libloather
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posted on
04/01/2023 8:48:06 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Not my fault, yer Honor. I went to the Alec Baldwin School of Firearms Handling. )
To: BipolarBob
Lot of heterophobes out there.
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posted on
04/01/2023 8:51:04 AM PDT
by
Leep
(Hillary will NEVER be president! 😁)
To: BipolarBob
Fake Headline, im not any happier than i was before i clicked the link......
oooooh- you meant THAT gay-
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posted on
04/01/2023 9:00:46 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: BipolarBob
I am sooo not gay. I clicked a couple more times.
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posted on
04/01/2023 9:09:21 AM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: BipolarBob
The girls on the left are prettier than the girls on the right.
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posted on
04/01/2023 9:09:50 AM PDT
by
nwrep
To: BipolarBob
Most gay men didn’t start out that way. They just got sucked into it.
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posted on
04/01/2023 9:10:06 AM PDT
by
EandH Dad
(sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
To: BipolarBob
Babylon Bee is so good! I clicked and obviously a lot of other Freepers did as well.
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posted on
04/01/2023 9:11:45 AM PDT
by
CFW
(old and retired)
To: nwrep
Is the critter with the backwards hat a bloke or a shiela?
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posted on
04/01/2023 9:12:13 AM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: BipolarBob
I suspect that many of the Ukraine War Cheerleaders didn’t click on the link.
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posted on
04/01/2023 9:19:49 AM PDT
by
BobL
To: EandH Dad
I see what you did there.
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posted on
04/01/2023 9:20:33 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Not my fault, yer Honor. I went to the Alec Baldwin School of Firearms Handling. )
To: BipolarBob
I was sure this was a pro-putin/anti-zelenskyy thread...
To: Farmerbob
Well, it still could be . . . I guess.
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posted on
04/01/2023 9:26:48 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Not my fault, yer Honor. I went to the Alec Baldwin School of Firearms Handling. )
To: BipolarBob
I always carry ‘Gay Away’ in the
Handy Family size spray Bottle!
.
Don’t leave Home without It!
To: BipolarBob
YIPPEE!!!
NOT GAY
AND NOT GUILTY!!!
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posted on
04/01/2023 11:48:43 AM PDT
by
griffin
(When you have to shoot, SHOOT; don't talk. -Tuco)
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