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DOCTOR Jill Selects Federal Employee Working Woman Of The Year (Safe and Effective Satire)
3/25/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 03/25/2023 5:51:38 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

DOCTOR Jill selected the Federal Employee Working Woman of the Year with only a week left in Women's History Month.

DOCTOR Jill selected Mayor Pete Buttguy over thousands of other highly qualified Federal Employee working women. DOCTOR Jill noted the Mayor Pete frequently reported to work in spite of having two young children to take care of. Mayor Pete stayed at home and remotely viewed the Ohio train wreck to ensure that no toxic waste or mud were tracked into her house (hubby's orders).

DOCTOR Jill noted that she had the same challenges when raising her children yet performing her DOCTOR duties which frequently required 18 hours a day. In spite of that challenge, DOCTOR Jill managed to have two of her children make national notoriety. DOCTOR Jill, based upon Mayor Pete's past performance, is sure that Mayor Pete will be an inspiration to other Federal working women.

(Note: It is customary to refer to the title of someone by the highest title of the last position successful held, hence Mayor Pete, although some point to High School Homecoming Queen as the only successful position as they do not rate his tenure as Mayor successful.)


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 03/25/2023 5:51:38 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Lemme guess...Dick Levine?


2 posted on 03/25/2023 5:56:44 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Two Words: BANANA REPUBLIC!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

DOCTOR Jill? You know, like, DOCTOR Greta von Thunberg…


3 posted on 03/25/2023 6:02:40 PM PDT by jjotto ( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Which jill ? photo-2022-09-28-13-46-29
4 posted on 03/25/2023 6:04:49 PM PDT by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Did “Dr.” Jill choose an actual woman and not a man pretending to be a woman?!


5 posted on 03/25/2023 6:24:14 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as.)
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To: jjotto

Or Dr. Fraudchi.


6 posted on 03/25/2023 6:24:30 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as.)
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