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Fox News Ratings Plunge After Hiring Non-Blonde Anchor With No Cleavage
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 03/22/2023 1:36:57 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe

NEW YORK, NY — The reign of cable news giant Fox News may have come to an end after top brass made a possibly-disastrous hiring decision, causing ratings for the nation's most popular news channel to plummet with the hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bretbaier; cavuto; foxnews; nocleavage; nonblondeanchor; ratingsplunge
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To: Bratch

You should get the Zot for posting that picture.


41 posted on 03/22/2023 2:31:26 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

I like Emma Rechenberg on Newsmax—a brunette who always wears solid colors.


42 posted on 03/22/2023 2:33:09 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: MtnClimber

I have nothing against being what you want to be but
get your own sports/beauty contest.

Visa Versa!!!

Those that say they’re female now are entering female sports are beating the females. What does that tell you!!!


43 posted on 03/22/2023 2:36:32 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (D.I.S.T.R.A.C.T.I.O.N.S.)
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To: CaptainPhilFan

Kick ‘em when they’re up.

Kick ‘em when they’re down.


44 posted on 03/22/2023 2:36:48 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: wally_bert
Boney Maroni probably wouldn’t get hired.

How about Dizzy Lizzie?

45 posted on 03/22/2023 2:37:41 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: Tench_Coxe

Glittery lips are needed to boost ratings.


46 posted on 03/22/2023 2:38:59 PM PDT by ConservativeInPA ("How did you go bankrupt?" Bill asked. "Two ways," Mike said. "Gradually and then suddenly." )
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To: TribalPrincess2U

Are there any real males left or have the feminist stomped masculinity to a pulp?

Personal I think a lot of males like just a back door visit once in a while but not because they are gay.


47 posted on 03/22/2023 2:42:21 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (D.I.S.T.R.A.C.T.I.O.N.S.)
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To: MtnClimber

it’s wearing that wrong. I still see nose.


48 posted on 03/22/2023 2:45:54 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL . )
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To: seowulf

They played MTV like Billy Gibbons played guitar. Nobody used that venue better.


49 posted on 03/22/2023 2:48:46 PM PDT by HYPOCRACY (This is the dystopian future we've been waiting for!)
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To: Tench_Coxe

I watched fox maybe 1 a month, or if there was big live event, if I’m not watching it via streaming. After the Tucker J6 embarrassment? It’s now even harder to watch...

Just disgusting...


50 posted on 03/22/2023 2:51:16 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: TribalPrincess2U

The breast’s are real. Right after the surgery, it’s unknow how, but she developed a condition called udder bloat. This usually only affect cows, so this is a new development.


51 posted on 03/22/2023 3:00:12 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: Tench_Coxe

😂😀😀😀

Damn these guys are 100% over there target with no clouds at all times!

I seriously need to get a job there


52 posted on 03/22/2023 3:05:32 PM PDT by Hammerhead
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To: Bratch

Jesus, people - some eye bleach, please!


53 posted on 03/22/2023 3:05:53 PM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim IgnatowskD)
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To: Tench_Coxe
Fox News should've hired a...um...blonde.


54 posted on 03/22/2023 3:09:30 PM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: MtnClimber

Those poor, actual girls. I’m sure they’ve been shamed into saying nothing about the truth of the situation.


55 posted on 03/22/2023 3:11:36 PM PDT by nicollo ("I said no!")
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To: dsrtsage

Back in my 20s, my musician boyfriend broke down on the side of the road. He had long legs and long, thick, wavy hair all the way down to his ass. The trucker who pulled over to help him was certainly surprised when he turned out not to be a chick. 😂


56 posted on 03/22/2023 3:16:27 PM PDT by ponygirl (An Appeal to Heaven)
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To: Republican in occupied CA

That is what always pops into my head as I consider these kinds of things...:)


57 posted on 03/22/2023 3:21:24 PM PDT by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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To: ponygirl

Nowadays it wouldn’t matter.


58 posted on 03/22/2023 3:22:56 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: MtnClimber

Never desired to see a picture. AHHHHHHHH…. my eyes !!!!!!!!!!


59 posted on 03/22/2023 3:31:12 PM PDT by Texaspeptoman (Even cannibals... get fed up with people sometimes.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

As far as I can tell big giant tits is a hard and fast requirement for any on camera female. There are a few exceptions here and there but damn few.


60 posted on 03/22/2023 3:37:50 PM PDT by TalBlack (We have a Christian duty and a patriotic duty. God help us.)
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