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Fox News Ratings Plunge After Hiring Non-Blonde Anchor With No Cleavage
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 03/22/2023 1:36:57 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe

NEW YORK, NY — The reign of cable news giant Fox News may have come to an end after top brass made a possibly-disastrous hiring decision, causing ratings for the nation's most popular news channel to plummet with the hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bretbaier; cavuto; foxnews; nocleavage; nonblondeanchor; ratingsplunge
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Since I haven't watched Fox since November 2020, I missed this.....
1 posted on 03/22/2023 1:36:57 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe
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To: Tench_Coxe

TTIUWOP.....


2 posted on 03/22/2023 1:38:50 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Tench_Coxe

They haven’t had a nonblonde with cleavage since Kimberly hooked up with Junior.


3 posted on 03/22/2023 1:39:19 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: Tench_Coxe

Was she chosen by the IBTC?


4 posted on 03/22/2023 1:39:55 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: Tench_Coxe

FYI Cavuto never was a blonde.


5 posted on 03/22/2023 1:40:02 PM PDT by shadeaud (We have to discover the real truth and ho did all the funding. This is American ....Defend )
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To: shadeaud

man boobs galore!


6 posted on 03/22/2023 1:40:28 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage.

Yep, hiring Piers Morgan, Juan Williams and the safe cracker is driving viewers away.

7 posted on 03/22/2023 1:40:43 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Tench_Coxe

Donna Brazil wants to know if “naturally lavender” hair counts as another shade of blonde? She may be visiting Fox as a guest very soon.


8 posted on 03/22/2023 1:42:21 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Tench_Coxe
This Canadian trans teacher is available:


9 posted on 03/22/2023 1:43:35 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

I almost got the “bee sting”, but I looked again.


10 posted on 03/22/2023 1:43:43 PM PDT by rdl6989 ( )
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To: MtnClimber

Please tell me that fake!!!!


11 posted on 03/22/2023 1:45:58 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (D.I.S.T.R.A.C.T.I.O.N.S.)
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To: Tench_Coxe
Bee is bust-a-gut funny!

I've seen less Fox News over the past few years than CNN, mainly because they don't air Fox News in airports. LOL But from what I recall about the Fox babes it was about showing off legs.

12 posted on 03/22/2023 1:47:15 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

They still have legs, don’t they?


13 posted on 03/22/2023 1:48:53 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: TribalPrincess2U

Did you just land on this planet?


14 posted on 03/22/2023 1:50:20 PM PDT by Right Brother
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To: Paladin2

15 posted on 03/22/2023 1:52:29 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: Tench_Coxe

I like the one who comes on at five.

She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye.


16 posted on 03/22/2023 1:52:39 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

Boney Maroni probably wouldn’t get hired.

https://youtu.be/jXCJ9MVASfE


17 posted on 03/22/2023 1:53:55 PM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure.)
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Please tell me that fake!!!!

It is a man so figure that out for yourself.

18 posted on 03/22/2023 1:54:59 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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Please tell me that fake!!!!

No. I will not tell you that. It's a prosthesis

19 posted on 03/22/2023 1:56:01 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit.)
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To: MtnClimber

How can you tell these days?


20 posted on 03/22/2023 1:56:32 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (D.I.S.T.R.A.C.T.I.O.N.S.)
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