What do you even do if its coming after you?
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To: ChicagoConservative27
To: ChicagoConservative27
Climb a tree if one’s available.
Run zigzag....alligators can’t, and can’t run for long distances either.
If all else fails .45........because they don’t make a .46
3 posted on
03/22/2023 11:55:29 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: ChicagoConservative27
You cut to the left or to the right and continue running in a zig-zag pattern. Gators are so low to the ground and their legs are so short when they are on land they walk/run in straight lines.
4 posted on
03/22/2023 11:55:30 AM PDT by
MissEdie
(Be the Light in Someone's Darkness.)
To: ChicagoConservative27
>What do you even do if its coming after you?
.454 Casull for the reptile.
5 posted on
03/22/2023 11:56:22 AM PDT by
fretzer
To: ChicagoConservative27
He invested in real estate when it was down in Florida.
To: ChicagoConservative27
Meh. Pretty common in FLA. If there’s water, there could be gators. Lakes, streams, ocean inlets, swimming pools, hot tubs.
8 posted on
03/22/2023 12:00:15 PM PDT by
rktman
(Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? š)
To: ChicagoConservative27
since an alligator can outrun a horse, you will probably dies.
Those people stand and watching in the background could be run down by this alligator.
9 posted on
03/22/2023 12:03:12 PM PDT by
dirtymac
( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOW) )
To: ChicagoConservative27
Sounds like some one has never been to Florida.
11 posted on
03/22/2023 12:06:03 PM PDT by
ConservativeInPA
("How did you go bankrupt?" Bill asked. "Two ways," Mike said. "Gradually and then suddenly." )
To: ChicagoConservative27
Trip your buddy.
Shoot him(your buddy) in the leg.
To: ChicagoConservative27
Feed it 2 tablets of fentanyl.
21 posted on
03/22/2023 12:12:54 PM PDT by
353FMG
(Secretly practicing my Putin swagger..)
To: ChicagoConservative27
A friend posted this on her FB page this morning. It is a couple miles from their condo in Naples.
To: ChicagoConservative27
Its more common than you think. I’m from FL originally and you never jump into a swimming pool without taking a look first. š
28 posted on
03/22/2023 12:16:50 PM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: ChicagoConservative27
Looking at Google earth, this area appears to be located next to marshland and “parkland” which would appear suited for many alligators.
30 posted on
03/22/2023 12:19:18 PM PDT by
1Old Pro
To: ChicagoConservative27
How does anyone in Florida allow their young children to play outside? Does everyone fence in their yards with 12ft high chain link fence?
32 posted on
03/22/2023 12:21:06 PM PDT by
CFW
(old and retired)
To: ChicagoConservative27
What do you even do if its coming after you? Aim for the eyes.
34 posted on
03/22/2023 12:22:51 PM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(You can never have enough clamps. Thanks Ben.)
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And I thought it was bad when Iād run across a couple of mean turkeys
39 posted on
03/22/2023 12:46:53 PM PDT by
escapefromboston
(Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations, entangling alliances with none.)
To: ChicagoConservative27
WOW those gators are HUGE in FL.
To: ChicagoConservative27
That gator's belly is really full ... but of what :-) !
49 posted on
03/22/2023 1:13:17 PM PDT by
so_real
( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
To: ChicagoConservative27
Just reach into its mouth and pull its teeth out.
To: ChicagoConservative27
Pretty sure that what’s jaw dropping to those at the Post is just another day in Florida to Floridians.
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