To: ChicagoConservative27
Climb a tree if one’s available.
Run zigzag....alligators can’t, and can’t run for long distances either.
If all else fails .45........because they don’t make a .46
3 posted on
03/22/2023 11:55:29 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: V_TWIN
>because they don’t make a .46
See post 5 :)
.500 S&W mag is appropriate too.
7 posted on
03/22/2023 11:58:21 AM PDT by
fretzer
To: V_TWIN
Also if you roll them over and rub their belly they instantly fall asleep.
10 posted on
03/22/2023 12:05:14 PM PDT by
DesertRhino
(Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up..)
To: V_TWIN
22 posted on
03/22/2023 12:13:27 PM PDT by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: V_TWIN
What about an .88 Magnum?
![](https://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/f/f1/JohnnyDangerously-88Mag01.jpg/400px-JohnnyDangerously-88Mag01.jpg)
29 posted on
03/22/2023 12:18:05 PM PDT by
Dutch Boy
(The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
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