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St. Patrick's Day Jokes
Me | St. Patrick's Day, of course | TBP

Posted on 03/17/2023 5:46:30 PM PDT by TBP

Why is Ireland a wealthy country?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

Why is cubic zirconium hte perfect thing for St. Patrick's Day?

Because it's a sham rock.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: fartyshadesofgreen; groaners; hte; humor; ireland; stpatricksday; vanity
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To: Thank You Rush

Hope you’re ok


21 posted on 03/18/2023 6:56:25 AM PDT by logitech (If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. )
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To: logitech

“”Hope you’re ok””

Thank you - I am and sorry I unloaded on FR but difficult when you’re alone not to let things pour out...all good intentions, you know!


22 posted on 03/18/2023 7:36:33 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: grey_whiskers

LOL - I had not heard that one. 😂


23 posted on 03/18/2023 8:01:17 AM PDT by Allegra
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To: Thank You Rush
Thank you - I am and sorry I unloaded on FR but difficult when you’re alone not to let things pour out...all good intentions, you know!

That’s one of the things we’re here for. :) I’m glad it wasn’t worse and I’ll send up a little prayer that it heals quickly.

24 posted on 03/18/2023 8:04:24 AM PDT by Allegra
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To: Allegra

Thank you - I very much appreciate that.


25 posted on 03/18/2023 8:51:15 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: eldoradude

back in the day, one of my haunts had green beer on tap on St. Paddys days.
Anything left the next day was discounted.


26 posted on 03/18/2023 10:57:44 AM PDT by stylin19a ( Lately, I've noticed that people my age are much older than me.)
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To: grey_whiskers

What’s symmetry?

Where and Irishman’s buried.


27 posted on 03/19/2023 7:19:25 PM PDT by TBP (Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
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