It's all gravy.
To: nickcarraway
Headline: Bride and Groom Roasted for Using Mashed Potatoes
I actually like roasted potatoes
2 posted on
03/13/2023 1:54:37 PM PDT by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: nickcarraway
Did the birds eat the powder, then keel over and die ????? ..Inquiring minds want to know
3 posted on
03/13/2023 1:55:51 PM PDT by
Hambone 1934
(Dems love playing Nazis.....The republicans love helping them)
To: nickcarraway
“However, some people applauded the cost-saving hack, saying using food instead of plastic shreds of paper is better for the environment.”
I think this may be the real reason. I heard rice shouldn’t be used as dried rice expands in bird’s stomachs. And it’s biodegradable.
At least they weren’t mashed for using roasted potatoes.
5 posted on
03/13/2023 2:00:44 PM PDT by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: nickcarraway
The photographer wrote that the mashed potato particles went “everywhere” and wound up in guests’ hair, clothes and drinks. And rice doesn't?
6 posted on
03/13/2023 2:04:29 PM PDT by
PGR88
To: nickcarraway
If they were outside, maybe they should have used birdseed instead. It’s as heavy as rice so it behaves the same, the birds would clean it up in no time, and every goes home happy.
8 posted on
03/13/2023 2:08:43 PM PDT by
fidelis
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To: nickcarraway
I can mash-potato
(I can mash-potato)
And I can do the twist
(I can do the twist)
Now tell me baby
(Tell me baby)
Do you like it like this
(Do you like it like this)
Tell me
(Tell me)
Tell me
9 posted on
03/13/2023 2:09:58 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
“Social media users shared their TOTS on the couple’s choice...”
I bet most of their thoughts were half-baked.
12 posted on
03/13/2023 2:20:21 PM PDT by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
To: nickcarraway
14 posted on
03/13/2023 2:23:25 PM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: All
#1 it's biodegradable
#2 Birds and other animals will finish it off in short fashion.
16 posted on
03/13/2023 2:25:46 PM PDT by
BipolarBob
(The rumor has not been confirmed until the FBI officially denies it.)
To: nickcarraway
As silly as it sounds, it’s not that bad an idea. I don’t know about other places, but around these parts the churches do not allow you to throw anything on their property because of the mess it leaves....no confetti, no rice, nothing.
At least the instant potato flakes would scatter fairly well and dissolve in the rain, maybe even feed some critters and birds.
To: nickcarraway
At least they weren’t throwing potato mashers.
26 posted on
03/13/2023 3:04:52 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
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To: nickcarraway
27 posted on
03/13/2023 3:33:50 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: nickcarraway
Maybe give throwing hash browns a try.
29 posted on
03/13/2023 3:35:02 PM PDT by
Allegra
To: nickcarraway
Srednik and lady were pelted with uncooked rice on their joyous day.
32 posted on
03/13/2023 6:38:58 PM PDT by
Srednik
(Polyglot. Overeducated. Redeemed by Christ. Anticommunist from the womb.)
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