Prince Andrew 'in despair' after being left nothing from Queen's £650m inheritance

Daily Express ^ | 12/3/23 | Catherine Meyer-Funnell

[Eleutheria5]

Prince Andrew has reportedly been complaining to friends that has been left none of Queen Elizabeth's reported £650million fortune, with King Charles now fully in control of the royal purse strings. Sole inheritor Charles is not required to pay any tax on the money and has so far avoided handing any out to his younger sibling.

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[TomGuy]

He and Harry could get together and practice:

“... and would you like fries with that order?”

[Eleutheria5]

They’ll continue to do whatever royals do and reap the benies.

[SteveH]

primogeniture on display(?)

[dsrtsage]

Could always go on a world wide privacy tour.

First stop - Epstein Island

[silverleaf]

Sorry, but Charles is…strange
Bad news for the monarchy

[Billthedrill]

I didn’t get anything either...

Well, except for that castle in Monaco and the super-yacht you have docked in the Barbados. Don't worry, the IRS never reads these posts...

[rbg81]

I think Edward lost a lot of favor when he dropped out of the Royal Marines in the 80s.

[ConservativeInPA]

Awe, God bless his little heart.

[AFB-XYZ]

He was a soldier once. Maybe he can do merc work.

Maybe giving helicopter rides to certain deserving persons.

[Veto!]

Cry me a river Randy Andy. You’re probably eligible for the UK version of Meals on Wheels. Lunch delivered, no charge. May not be caviar or duck breast, but many poor people like you do fine with PBJ sandwiches and a banana. One of my neighbors, who is too fat to walk down her stairs, is doing well on it.

[Secret Agent Man]

Sometimes you get the insider deal

Sometimes the insider deal gets you

[Jonty30]

I believe his reign will be a short one. I think his role is to bring the Royal Family in line with the times.

[wildcard_redneck]

Apparently getting caught having sex with underaged girls is expensive. In a just world the creepy royal would have spent time in the Tower of London and then met the executioner’s axe.

[llevrok]

Instant karma gonna get-cha! (as an English songwriter once wrote)

[GaltAdonis]

Must be a tough life - being royalty and all that...

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/sarcasm

[dragonblustar]

Perhaps his STDs will cheer him up…

[Bubba_Leroy]

Learn to code.

[KarlInOhio]

Write a tell-all book. Get the money up front.

And pick one or more safe banks to keep the money in.

[Eleutheria5]

Never been a strange monarch before. Nope. I like the idea of a constitutional monarchy, but the British royal family has been weird for centuries.

[Bubba_Leroy]

The trick is timing. You don’t want to run out of money before you go. IMHO that is the main reason to leave adult children an inheritance.