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Biden Gives ‘Black American Of Courage’ Award To Robert Downey Jr. For Role In 'Tropic Thunder'
The Babylon Bee ^
| March 9, 2023
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 03/10/2023 10:33:14 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a prestigious ceremony held at the White House, President Biden bestowed the "Black American of Courage" award to actor Robert Downey Jr. for his pivotal role as a black man in the 2008 movie Tropic Thunder.
Awarding the white actor a black award equitably follows in the footsteps of First Lady Jill Biden, who recently gave the International Woman of Courage Award to a fat guy from Argentina squashed into a dress and caked with makeup to show young women around the world to never give up on their dreams of being crushed into oblivion and wiped from the history books.
"If you're not as black as Robert Downey, Jr., then you ain't black," said the President while standing next to Mr. Jr. who had insisted the award go to someone else while glancing nervously at all of the black people in the room.
Biden added that choosing a recipient had been difficult, as contenders for the prestigious award included Jimmy Kimmel, Justin Trudeau, Corn Pop, and Dr. Rachel Levine who had qualified by getting a spray tan that one time.
At publishing time, President Biden had replaced Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin with Robert Downey Jr. on the grounds that Austin was just not black enough for his diverse cabinet.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: jillbiden; joebiden; race; robertdowneyjr; satire; sex; tropicthunder
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Unfortunately Biden went full retard, never go full retard.
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posted on
03/10/2023 10:34:34 AM PST
by
Skwor
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I figured it would go to Jimmy Kimmel for his brave blackface portrayal of Karl Malone.
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posted on
03/10/2023 10:41:49 AM PST
by
Newtoidaho
(All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
To: Skwor
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posted on
03/10/2023 10:42:01 AM PST
by
Texaspeptoman
(Even cannibals... get fed up with people sometimes.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
During a prestigious ceremony held at the White House, President Biden ... There is no such thing as a prestigious ceremony where Brandon is present.
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posted on
03/10/2023 10:43:26 AM PST
by
KevinB
(Word for the day: "kakistocracy" - a society governed by its least suitable or competent citizens)
To: Skwor
Biden is the textbook definition of Full Retard.
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posted on
03/10/2023 10:47:50 AM PST
by
Delta 21
(MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
To: Skwor
I’m stealing your line for a FB post.
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posted on
03/10/2023 10:48:48 AM PST
by
7thson
(I've got a seat at the big conference table! I'm gonna paint my logo on it!)
To: Skwor
Remember that this from the Babylon Bee. Don’t get stung by the Bee.
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posted on
03/10/2023 10:49:58 AM PST
by
Leaning Right
(The steal is real.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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03/10/2023 10:50:34 AM PST
by
shotgun
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
03/10/2023 10:50:48 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Ouch....something stung me...lol
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
President Biden bestowed the "Black American of Courage" award to actor Robert Downey Jr. for his pivotal role as a black man in the 2008 movie Tropic Thunder.That movie is so damn funny.
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posted on
03/10/2023 10:53:16 AM PST
by
Drew68
(Ron DeSantis for President 2024. The real conservative.)
To: Leaning Right
I know it is the Bee, which is why my reply was in, I hope, a humorous note. :)
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posted on
03/10/2023 10:54:19 AM PST
by
Skwor
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Put a pervert in the highest office in the land and the will perverts follow.
Romans 1;24.
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posted on
03/10/2023 11:11:43 AM PST
by
jmacusa
(Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots. )
To: Delta 21
I imagine the senior Mr. and Mrs. Biden married because they wanted children.
Imagine their disappointment when Joey Boy came along.
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posted on
03/10/2023 11:14:35 AM PST
by
jmacusa
(Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
This article made my eyes rain!
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posted on
03/10/2023 11:16:14 AM PST
by
TonyM
(Score Event)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The headline gave the Bee away!
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posted on
03/10/2023 11:16:31 AM PST
by
Night Hides Not
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I laughed before I even read the source; because it’s so, insanely, like something Brandon would do!
To: Drew68
"That movie is so damn funny. "
Yes, and I think I read something recently where Ben Stiller said he was not going to apologize for it, or anything in it. I hope that's true.
BTW, that movie features the best performance of Tom Cruise's entire career.
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posted on
03/10/2023 12:32:10 PM PST
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: Delta 21
So we should be saying, “Don’t Go Full Biden”? Works for me.
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posted on
03/10/2023 12:36:35 PM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
("I may be a white boy but I'm not stupid". - FJB at Black "History" event. Tell 'em Jo Jo!)
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