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Peruvian deliveryman caught with ‘girlfriend’ mummy in cooler bag
NY Post/MSN ^
| Mar. 1, 2023
Posted on 03/01/2023 8:03:58 AM PST by nuconvert
A Peruvian mummy up to 800 years old was discovered inside a cooler bag of a food deliveryman who referred to the ancient male corpse as his “spiritual girlfriend” whom he dubbed “Juanita.”
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The man, identified as 26-year-old Julio Cesar Bermejo, revealed in an interview with the local news outlet ... that he had been sharing his room with the centuries-old skeleton, whom he nicknamed “Juanita,” having mistakenly assumed it was female.
(Excerpt) Read more at msn.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; History; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: mummy; peru
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:03:59 AM PST
by
nuconvert
To: nuconvert
Now that sucks. Dying’s bad enough but then for your corpse to be mistaken for the wrong gender, that’s adding insult to injury.
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:05:24 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: nuconvert
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:06:16 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: nuconvert; Tijeras_Slim
Carrion Luggage Ping!.....................
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:06:48 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: nuconvert
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:07:23 AM PST
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: nuconvert
Well that certainly is a headline you don’t see every day.
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:07:42 AM PST
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: nuconvert
“Fat, drunk and lugging around a mummy named Juanita in a cooler bag is no way to go through life, Son!” ~ Dean Wormer
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:10:06 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
To: nuconvert
"Hey, I could have SWORN it was Juanita! How was I to know?"
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:12:12 AM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(There is lots of money and power in Green Communism and we all know where Communism ends.)
To: BenLurkin
Okay, good. I’m not the only one who remembers to Bill Clinton quote from the 90s.
To: nuconvert
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:16:46 AM PST
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Red Badger
To: gundog
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:18:31 AM PST
by
nuconvert
( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
To: Rurudyne
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:19:42 AM PST
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: nuconvert
Oh, Juanita, my sweet taquita, what are you up to?
To: nuconvert
It’s against the law
It was against the law
What the mama saw
It was against the law
Seein’ me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
Seein’ me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:23:06 AM PST
by
CatHerd
(Whoever said "All's fair in love and war" probably never participated in either.)
To: nuconvert
OK the Peruvian Trans-Mummy. That info rounds out my Wednesday. This whole Trans thing is not a new thing after all.
To: nuconvert
They may be in love now, but with such an age difference, they will certainly face difficulties in the future.
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:33:05 AM PST
by
PGR88
To: PGR88
But at least she doesn’t complain.
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:33:30 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: nuconvert
T least he gets to win every argument.
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:43:49 AM PST
by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: nuconvert
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posted on
03/01/2023 8:59:36 AM PST
by
DannyTN
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