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Millions remember the martyrdom of Saint Pancake
www.thedailymash.co.uk ^ | Tuesday, 28th February 2023 | Staff

Posted on 02/28/2023 7:53:44 AM PST by Red Badger

CHRISTIANS worldwide are remembering the martyrdom of Saint Pancake of Antioch.

Saint Pancake, who was born in rural Turkey around 500AD, was a leading figure in the Byzantine church and gained a reputation for charity and wisdom.

But it is the manner of his execution – after defying the Emperor Justinian – for which he is best remembered. Today his death agonies will be re-enacted by millions worldwide.

Church historian Stephen Malley said: “He was beaten and battered, then stuffed with a large quantity of cheese. Some historians differ on this point, and insist it was spinach and ham.

“Either way Saint Pancake was subsequently fried, on both sides.”

Malley added: “He was then tossed repeatedly into the air, in a cruel mockery of his belief that he might one day ascend to heaven or, as Saint Pancake described it in his text De Recipus, ‘the righteously-made shalt adhere to the celestial ceiling’.”

As a final indignity, Saint Pancake’s body was smothered in lemon juice.


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1 posted on 02/28/2023 7:53:44 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Diana in Wisconsin; mylife; dfwgator

Ping!...............


2 posted on 02/28/2023 7:54:13 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

Shall I do the honors?


3 posted on 02/28/2023 7:54:27 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Red Badger

Was he related to Aunt Jemimah or Pearl Milling?


4 posted on 02/28/2023 7:55:22 AM PST by woweeitsme
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To: woweeitsme

And Uncle Ben...................


5 posted on 02/28/2023 7:55:48 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: dfwgator

Be my guest!...............


6 posted on 02/28/2023 7:56:00 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

I actually had trouble finding this pic. Good thing you posted it on the other thread.

7 posted on 02/28/2023 7:57:07 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

It is difficult to find. THEY ARE GOOD AT HIDING MEMES THEY DON’T LIKE..............


8 posted on 02/28/2023 8:01:01 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

I’m finding that the case too, things I used to easily find, are no longer there.


9 posted on 02/28/2023 8:03:02 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Red Badger

Pancake Day is a big thing in the UK; I think I’ve only seen Americans referencing it in recent years.


10 posted on 02/28/2023 8:03:09 AM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: dfwgator

Sometimes I have to use different search engines to find what I used to find easily..................


11 posted on 02/28/2023 8:06:25 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger
Wait, i thought this was Saint Pancake


12 posted on 02/28/2023 8:21:59 AM PST by wafflehouse ("there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon" -Alice's Restaurant Massacree)
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To: wafflehouse

Rachel was my first thought...


13 posted on 02/28/2023 8:33:54 AM PST by cibco (A true Tesla car needs no battery...)
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To: Red Badger

Let’s see if these clowns have balls big enough to write something similarly disrespectful about Mohammed!


14 posted on 02/28/2023 8:49:18 AM PST by Rocco DiPippo
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To: Red Badger

I thought it was going to be about Rachel Corrie...


15 posted on 02/28/2023 9:13:39 AM PST by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: Red Badger

St. Alfonzo?
Pancake breakfast?


16 posted on 02/28/2023 9:23:41 AM PST by sonova (That's what I always say sometimes.)
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To: Bikkuri

Me too


17 posted on 02/28/2023 9:29:21 AM PST by rdl6989 ( )
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To: Jamestown1630

Pancakes and sausage is a tradition for Shrove Tuesday (Mardi Gras, Fat Tuesday)...Did the Church of England allow it to slip into Lent?


18 posted on 02/28/2023 9:36:19 AM PST by scrabblehack
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To: scrabblehack

As far as I can see, Pancake Day is still Shrove Tuesday in the UK.

I just never really heard of it until the last decade or so.


19 posted on 02/28/2023 9:48:47 AM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

OK, then it’s IHOP’s fault.


20 posted on 02/28/2023 10:22:52 AM PST by scrabblehack
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