To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Why can't you go into the park between 2 and 4pm?
That's when elephants are jumping out of trees
That's when iguanas are jumping out of trees.
Why are pygmys so short?
Why do some Miamians have faces so flat and scratched up?
They went into the park between 2 and 4pm.
2 posted on
02/18/2023 6:05:11 AM PST by
DannyTN
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“hurricane watches .... to meet under the oak trees”
Anyone see a lack of awareness developing here? There’s a difference between beauty and nature. Beauty occurs when the wind is not blowing, nature occurs when you’re under a tree during a hurricane, or thunderstorm.
3 posted on
02/18/2023 6:12:39 AM PST by
Fireone
(The only reason our elections are complicated is because the cheaters want it that way.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
When I was overseas in the tropics you learned one lesson... never take a nap under a coconut tree especially the really tall ones.
I guess it applies to iguanas as well... one of them natural laws.
4 posted on
02/18/2023 6:16:12 AM PST by
Clutch Martin
("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I have heard of yogic flying what is this new exercise - iguanac falling?
5 posted on
02/18/2023 6:20:24 AM PST by
frithguild
(The warmth and goodness of Gaia is a nuclear reactor in the Earth's core that burns Thorium)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
7 posted on
02/18/2023 6:32:22 AM PST by
SaxxonWoods
(The only way to secure your own future is to create it yourself. 111 is the key.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
EMT: “so how did you hurt your head?”
Patient: “an iguana fell on my head!”
EMT (looks at accident form)...
“Other”.
CC
8 posted on
02/18/2023 6:33:48 AM PST by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
10 posted on
02/18/2023 6:39:08 AM PST by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Iguana be loved by you, by you
And nobody else will do.....
Leni
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
I nominate this as your next chat thread
12 posted on
02/18/2023 6:45:00 AM PST by
SauronOfMordor
(The rot of all principle begins with a single compromise.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
You would cry too iguana happened to you .
13 posted on
02/18/2023 6:47:56 AM PST by
csvset
(tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"I'm going to take care of someone who just got an iguana dropped on his face."
Hate when that happens.
14 posted on
02/18/2023 6:54:15 AM PST by
RckyRaCoCo
(Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"
Miami Man Injured by Falling Iguana During Outdoor Yoga Class "
.
There's a headline you don't read very often...
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Florida Man....
Come on you know the rules.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
19 posted on
02/18/2023 7:51:39 AM PST by
redshawk
( I want my red balloon. https://youtu.be/VexKSRKoWQY)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“....instructing yogis to roll onto their backs, lift their hips, and begin to look inward...”
I hope there is a porta potty nearby!
23 posted on
02/18/2023 9:55:38 AM PST by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"I don't want to be known as the guy whose face was used as an iguana landing pad," he says. Yup. One of these and you're Iguana Boy for life.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Yoga Iguanas Yoga Iguanas Yoga Iguanas
25 posted on
02/18/2023 10:05:17 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
When channeling your inner iguana goes awry.
To: NautiNurse
Remind me not to sit under a tree while in Florida! 😄🌴
28 posted on
02/18/2023 2:42:05 PM PST by
nutmeg
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
They missed a golden opportunity to start a new type of yoga. First there was “goat yoga” and now we won’t ever know how much fun “iguana yoga” could have been.
29 posted on
02/18/2023 2:48:08 PM PST by
Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch)
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