Posted on 02/14/2023 6:55:56 AM PST by servo1969
KALAMAZOO, MI — With sheepishness in his voice and a spot of Three-Pepper Sauce™ on his collar, local accountant Zed Filbertson was seen on a call with his credit card company, informing them that yes, regretfully he was actually eating at Arby's for the third time that day.
The credit card company's fraud detection unit expressed skepticism at Filbertson's claim.
"I assure you, I'm sitting in a booth at the 5th South Arby's right now, finishing up my curly fries and pondering my life choices," insisted Mr. Filbertson as he finished up his curly fries and sighed audibly. "I understand how this situation could be flagged as fraudulent, but it is, in fact, very real. *urp*"
As the call ended, Filbertson thanked the customer support rep for suggesting nearby restaurants that offered lighter menu options such as salads. He was then seen exiting the Arby's, hopping in his car, then entering the drive-thru for some curly fries and a Jamocha shake.
At publishing time, Zed Filbertson was overheard arguing with an Amazon.com rep confirming that his 8-quart order of pickled pig's feet was not a mistake.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I implore you: Do not do this. Leave this sort of thing for fiction and satire.
Your intestines will thank you. So will the noses of all the people around you.
They got me!
(Arby’s does have the best curly fries!)
Ooooh, burn, only with me was Chick-fil -A
They almost got me! Then I got here: “Filbertson thanked the customer support rep for suggesting nearby restaurants that offered lighter menu options such as salads.”
But even as efficient as their drive thru is who would want to sit in it 3 times in the same day?
But even as efficient as their drive thru is who would want to sit in it 3 times in the same day?
But even as efficient as their drive thru is who would want to sit in it 3 times in the same day?
Mmmmmmm. 8 quart order of pickled pigs feet.
I avoid this problem by paying with cash at fast-food places.
Cash payment does not reduce the gastro-intestinal problems associated with thrice-daily Arby’s.
” I’m sitting in a booth at the 5th South Arby’s right now, finishing up my curly fries and pondering my life choices,”
Ouch!
At least go to Taco Bell for lunch to clean yourself out.
Have to admit, the garlic ribeye looks pretty good.
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