[marcusmaximus]

[Salman]

How about Napoleon or a chimpanzee?

I mention ones I have seen, not trying to be creative here.

[billorites]

[griswold3]

This is a challenge. Let er rip!

[njslim]

5 ft 7 in ????

gawd My mother and sister are taller tan this freeak .......

[njslim]

5 ft 7 in ????

gawd My mother and sister are taller tan this freeak .......

[Prince of Space]

So you drew the short straw and got the Saturday morning shift to post more ridiculous Ukrainian propaganda? Do they pay a weekend differential? 🤣

[EEGator]

You know your side is winning a war when photoshop memes are the news, and not all the missiles striking…

[PIF]

some of his relatives

[Jan_Sobieski]

I thought Putin died of cancer? Was overthrown by his counsel? BTW…

Audie Murphy height was recorded as 5 feet 5.5 inches (1.66 m) and his weight as 112 pounds (50.8 kg).

Chesty Puller, Height 5′ 7″

Winston Churchill, Height, 5′ 6″

[PIF]

Shown here receiving the Master's blessing

And when he grew up

[aMorePerfectUnion]

WHOA!!!!

“Thin-Skinned Putin” Daily Mail Placemarker!!!

[CarolinaReaganFan]

Daily Mail is always good for a laugh!
it’s not a good day for Z!
.
“Strikes hit high-voltage infrastructure in western, central and eastern Ukraine, Prime Minister Denys Shmyhal said,
“Ukraine has temporarily lost 44% of its nuclear generation, 75% of its thermal power plant capacity and 33% of its combined heat and power plants,
.
Mayor Vitaly Klitschko says a factory in Darnytsky district in Kiev, has exploded.Reports suggest it was used as a Ukrainian army barracks. There was no air raid siren.
This is either another smoking “accident” or Ukrainian air defense “victory”😏
‘
Odessa’s Zatoka Bridge
https://twitter.com/PeImeniPusha/status/1624148504666050560
.
Bakhmut will soon be liberated.Russians crossed the M03 highway today and continue attacking toward chassiv Yar from the northeast. Todays update from Mil Summary Channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Snk4VWUvs
.
Short people got nobody to love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick ‘em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin’ peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They’re gonna get you in Bakhmut every time

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Orange Putin bad!

Globohomo puppet good!

Nuclear war fun!

[Larry Lucido]

[gundog]

🎼The meme police, they live inside of my head....

[SunkenCiv]

Yeah, there’s a job with an appropriately small career ladder.

“It’s only a flesh wound.” — Fearless Fosdick

[TangoLimaSierra]

He’s jealous of the towering 5’6” Zelensky.

[dforest]

Another truly stupid post by you.

The photoshop jobs make you foolish.

[Angelino97]

Why a crab?

[libertylover]

Analysis of the leaks found that the agency compiles reports on all 'negative publications', and sends them 'upstairs' to the Kremlin and Russia's security services

Equally believable with only slight name changes: Analysis of the leaks found that the agency compiles reports on all 'negative publications', and sends them 'upstairs' to the White House and the Democrat's security services.