Posted on 02/02/2023 4:09:21 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LOS ANGELES — In a touching message to fans, Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne has announced he is "retiryouknow, the thing with Sabbath and the flibberyloo, an-n-n Tony andi wit the bloody timeof our lives, mate."
"I luhthu fans, futhin right by th love, Sabbath badboy innit?" said Osbourne in a statement. "Heavy meh-ahl don by me knackered cheeky bodger an hodd ROCK! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
The 74-year-old singer, who has been struggling with health issues for years, announced the premature end of his European tour, much to the dismay of fans. Many are still speculating as to whether he will ever perform again, or whether he'll just bagsy up the next benderyouknow for all th-birds, yeahalright.
"Et-ah love-y inna bobbish, yeh mates alright!" said Osbourne toward the end of his statement. "Sharon wantsa you know all over the house, takea nap inna boot now, cheerio."
When asked for comment on Ozzy's retirement, former bandmate and Sabbath founder Tony Iommi said, "What?'
At publishing time Ozzy had crossa lineya flibber, gotta geh-upn' do eht-anyway.
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I don’t remember Ozzy sounding this coherent recently. :)
Ozzie speaks Joe’s language.
Maybe he should run for PM as head of some party or other, and if elected he can keep Brandon company and make him look better in contrast.
Best to stay home now Ozzie and let Sharon serve you tea and biscuits in the afternoons.
My favorite moment from that MTV thing they had was when Sharon was throwing a frozen ham at her next door neighbor’s house. I also loved when Ozzy said “get the bleepin’ dog off the bleepin’ dinner table”.
The one think Ozzie has going for him is that you will never be able to tell if he gets dementia.
It’s funny I can understand his lyrics, but can’t otherwise understand a thing the man says.
Ted Nugent
Ozzy always remarked how super overjoyed he was to have been invited and given a shoutout by the president.
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