Louisiana woman allegedly stabs boyfriend after he urinated in bed while asleep

Fox News ^ | 01/20/2023 | Greg Wehner ,

[BenLurkin]

East Baton Rouge, Louisiana deputies charged a woman with attempted murder after she allegedly stabbed her boyfriend after he urinated in their bed, according to reports.

...East Baton Rouge Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to reports of a stabbing victim at a local hospital on Saturday.

The victim was being treated for a stab wound on the left side of his torso and a punctured lung.

After urinating on the bed, the victim told police, the victim was woken up by Lacost, who started hitting him. While he tried to get away from her, Lacost allegedly ran at him with a kitchen knife and stabbed him.

Investigators spoke with Lacost, who told deputies she and her boyfriend were planning on separating. She admitted to deputies she was upset that her boyfriend urinated on himself and “ripped him” off the bed. The altercation between the two followed.

[No name given]

Hopefully the victim can recover.

[Ann Archy]

No Name??

[BenLurkin]

EDIT: Source links to New York Post and not Fox News.

[pepsi_junkie]

After urinating on the bed, the victim told police, the victim was woken up by Lacost, who started hitting him. While he tried to get away from her, Lacost allegedly ran at him with a kitchen knife and stabbed him.

Rule of life: Never go to bed with a woman who keeps a kitchen knife on the nightstand.

[Magnum44]

[Fido969]

Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

[Michael.SF.]

He was probably pissed, so he pissed and that pissed her off.

[dfwgator]

[Nifster]

Of course. Alcohol was involved

[DannyTN]

[Georgia Girl 2]

Well, she probably shouldn’t a done it but I understand. 😉

[RoosterRedux]

No Name??

Names withheld as a courtesy to the guy who wet the bed.;-)

[Colt1851Navy]

If she pays the hospital bill no harm, no foul.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

You'd have to be filthy drunk to involuntarily urinate in a bed. They had passed after a night of it. Back when the victim was in high school, he probably skipped class the day they were studying the "Hot-Crazy Matrix".

He chose poorly, fooled by the beer goggles:

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Somewhere there is a person who told boyfriend that he shouldn't stick his crank in crazy.

And there is another person who told him, "hey man, crazy in the head, crazy in bed."

Do not follow the advice of the second person. The hide that remains unperforated may be your own.

[Fai Mao]

If I woke up next to that I wet my pants too!

[Loud Mime]

Bedwetting is usually a sign of emotional stress. Maybe his relationship with that woman was the reason.

[Getready]

True.....
how many drinks must a person drink....
Before they pee in their bed?

Yes, an’, how many drinks can a person drink...
Before they end up dead?

And how many fights can drunk couples have,
before their lives are forever ruined?

Stopping the booze, is a good start,
Stopping the booze is a start...

Thank you.
Apologies to Bob Dylan.

[Rastus]

In his dream, he was seeing a comely French lass. Who told him, “Oui, oui!”