[IYAS9YAS]

Was it red?

[dsrtsage]

Beware Florida Man. He can MacGuyver a weapon out of anything. Last week he hijacked an international flight armed with only a paper clip, some string and a piece of silly puddy

[Round Earther]

Was it a Swingline?

[cdcdawg]

Floridaman. They can’t stop him; they can only hope to contain him.

[twister881]

Tell me it was at least a roofing gun with an extra capacity battery and 5/8” staples.

[Allegra]

It didn’t bind like a Boston stapler does.

[Dr. Sivana]

I had hoped he at least had a staple GUN, so it would be technically correct.

[csvset]

[frank ballenger]

Woody Allen didn’t do much better in Take the Money and Run when he carved a bar of soap into a gun shape and put black shoe polish on it to escape from prison. It started raining and he ended up with a bubbly foamy mess.

[lee martell]

“They call me The Stapler!!”

[Palio di Siena]

Son of a bostitch

[SaxxonWoods]

I was hoping it was going to end with “and was shot”.

[KarlInOhio]

200 rounds belt fed.

The gun he claimed to have turned out to be a black stapler, according to police.

And they mention that on Martin Luther King Day?

[Major Matt Mason]

"And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."

[algore]

at least the president is now set. I will be taking a few staplers to the next gun buybacks.

I might even take a semi automatic 3 hole punch.

[patriot torch]

So....has Biden called for “magazine” limitations on staplers yet?

Has he demanded single shot office staplers?

[nwrep]

[Kazan]

Sounds about as effective as Ukraine’s offensives against Russia.

[catnipman]

i wonder if it was one of those deadly assault staplers or a full-auto stapler?

[Pollard]

What are you in for?

Armed robbery.

What’d you use a Glock?

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