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Sprinkling salt on garden slugs works well.

This bunch of slugs should be banished to a far-off island.

Putin would surely take them?

1 posted on 01/12/2023 7:41:21 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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2 posted on 01/12/2023 7:42:26 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last messa)
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I closed my eyes and tried for a moment to guess what a mouse jiggler was. I was, however, wrong.


3 posted on 01/12/2023 7:44:32 AM PST by Scarlett156 (In your daily prayers, remember to ask that #Justice find N*ncy P3losi sooner rather than later.)
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I’ve read stories about enterprising folks able to collect salaries simultaneously from multiple full time jobs while “working from home”.

So some are slackers and others are overachieving frauds LOL.


4 posted on 01/12/2023 7:44:32 AM PST by nascarnation (Let's go Brandon!)
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5 posted on 01/12/2023 7:44:56 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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What a disappointment. I first read the title as “Mouse Jugglers”.
And I really wanted to see some juggling mice.


6 posted on 01/12/2023 7:45:17 AM PST by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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It sounds like their positions are useless. I’m remote, but I don’t need checking up on.

I design jobs alone. No me, no design. It’s all metric based with tolerance levels.

I think many corporate jobs are nonsense, just so they can hire minorities and skirts.


8 posted on 01/12/2023 7:49:22 AM PST by EEGator
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Mr. Abbas wrapped the cord of his computer mouse around a rotating desk fan. Its motion kept the mouse moving and prevented his computer from shutting down. “I logged on, went to the gym,” he says.

That's not a hack. That's an evasion of responsibility. If I were in charge, he'd be sooooo fired.

13 posted on 01/12/2023 7:53:29 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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If some company’s processes are so loose in regards to measurement of employee ‘deliverables’ that a mouse-jiggler will be satisfactory, there are far bigger issues.


18 posted on 01/12/2023 7:58:39 AM PST by larrytown (A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
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22 posted on 01/12/2023 8:01:51 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Mouse Jiggler

Works pretty well

23 posted on 01/12/2023 8:05:40 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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A “mouse jiggler” on Amazon makes “the cursor travels randomly around the screen—for hours, if needed!”

Perfect for government employees. Nobody would be able to tell that you’re not at your desk.


25 posted on 01/12/2023 8:06:51 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (Once you get people to believe that a plural pronoun is singular, they'll believe anything - nicollo)
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Some of us know what it takes to actually be good at a hard job. It is not Latte or breakfast breaks or refreshment stands or even exercise facilities. These people are robbing us of the money we pay them through the purchase of over priced technology products and services.

Makes me want to drop out.


26 posted on 01/12/2023 8:07:08 AM PST by anton
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AutoMouseMover.exe does the job, and does not even have to be installed. However, there are two types of detection:

1) Checking for mouse movement, the absence of which will lead to a computer going to sleep

3) Checking for keystrokes and clicks. The above vendor has tools that will perform this tasks, but it needs to be installed, which is blocked on most machines these days.

Don’t ask me how I know this!


28 posted on 01/12/2023 8:08:03 AM PST by Fractal Trader
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I bet Mayor Pete has been using these methods for appearing to be busy for years.


33 posted on 01/12/2023 8:18:21 AM PST by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TP)
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Surveillance State - bump for later....


34 posted on 01/12/2023 8:21:48 AM PST by indthkr
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paywall


35 posted on 01/12/2023 8:39:24 AM PST by ptsal (Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***)
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Personally, wrote a simple .NET automation block to “press” the [Ctrl] key at some random (between 30 secs and 6 mins) interval. Works great.


36 posted on 01/12/2023 8:42:14 AM PST by Montana_Sam (Truth lives.)
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For later.

L


42 posted on 01/12/2023 8:56:32 AM PST by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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During the coof telework days I called a co-worker (THE laziest EVER) and encouraged her to buy a helfer grandfather clock on eBay. When asked why,I replied that she could wind it once each day, tape her mouse to the pendulum and at least the boss might THINK you’re working, because your station is asleep all day and if I can see it, the bosses can too.

...then the fight started


43 posted on 01/12/2023 8:57:39 AM PST by SheepWhisperer ("Whoever walks in integrity walks securely, but whoever takes crooked paths will be found out.")
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If a company has to surveil mouse clicks to tell if their employees are productive there isn’t really any hope for them.


45 posted on 01/12/2023 8:59:57 AM PST by hopespringseternal
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