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Biden Declares The Southern Border As Secure As America's Elections
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 01/09/2023 12:39:02 PM PST by Tench_Coxe

EL PASO, TX — Following a long-awaited and much-publicized visit to the U.S.-Mexico border, President Joe Biden sought to reassure the American people that the nation's southern border is every bit as secure as America's elections.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS:
Sure, Pedojoe....
1 posted on 01/09/2023 12:39:02 PM PST by Tench_Coxe
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To: Tench_Coxe

It’s as secure as a convertible with the top down on a Chicago street.................


2 posted on 01/09/2023 12:40:35 PM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Tench_Coxe

The BEE...lol


3 posted on 01/09/2023 12:44:06 PM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: Tench_Coxe

Satire and reality are getting very hard to distinguish with this administration.


4 posted on 01/09/2023 12:47:54 PM PST by ProudDeplorable (Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty. ~ Ronald Reagan)
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To: Tench_Coxe

As secure as a room full of 5 year olds and Joe’s the babysitter.


5 posted on 01/09/2023 12:48:19 PM PST by albie
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To: Tench_Coxe

Once again, the satirical headline is SO CLOSE to reality, that many will immediately accept it as real.


6 posted on 01/09/2023 12:52:25 PM PST by Westbrook (The Democrats are wizards at two things: Finding votes and losing evidence.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

Actually, an accurate statement. Good satire should contain a hefty dose of irony.


7 posted on 01/09/2023 12:56:25 PM PST by katana
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To: Tench_Coxe

Once again The Bee take’s parody and hits the bullseye.


8 posted on 01/09/2023 12:58:20 PM PST by AFreeBird
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To: Tench_Coxe

Had to re-read that then saw the BB posted, and yep.


9 posted on 01/09/2023 1:00:39 PM PST by SkyDancer (I Walk In The Rain So Nobody Can See My Tears)
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To: Tench_Coxe

Biden has total contempt for the American people and its security and Congress just roll up in a fetal position and comply.


10 posted on 01/09/2023 1:58:22 PM PST by 353FMG (Secretly practicing my Putin swagger..)
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To: 353FMG

A broken clock is ... you know the thing.


11 posted on 01/09/2023 1:59:43 PM PST by Golden Eagle (The LGBT indoctrination agenda is designed to outlaw the Bible, and anyone who follows it.)
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To: Golden Eagle; Tench_Coxe

(Satire) marking should ALWAYS be added to a title!


12 posted on 01/09/2023 2:01:16 PM PST by Golden Eagle (The LGBT indoctrination agenda is designed to outlaw the Bible, and anyone who follows it.)
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To: AFreeBird

It’s not parody. The Bee is struggling to keep up with the competition from the swamp who are just far more inventive than the poor dull souls who can but snear and growl enviously at the easy performance of true masters of the art.


13 posted on 01/09/2023 2:01:53 PM PST by AndyJackson
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To: Sacajaweau

At first I thought it true, but in reality both are insecure.


14 posted on 01/09/2023 2:47:10 PM PST by packagingguy
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To: packagingguy

“At first I thought it true, but in reality both are insecure.”

“unsecure”


15 posted on 01/09/2023 3:41:26 PM PST by MCSETots
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To: Tench_Coxe

It strikes me that a hard working illegal alien escaping is not as sure a bet as a vote harvesting silo/ballot drop box.


16 posted on 01/09/2023 5:14:21 PM PST by Theophilus (It's fake and defective)
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