Posted on 01/07/2023 5:47:19 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT
The Book of SCOTTISH Proverbs
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
“There’s Ireland, there’s Scotland, there’s the bloody sea in between!”
“Scottish food seems entirely based on a dare!”
I think this was the point....:) Scottish vs Scotch
You got it!
There’s a tequila joke there somewhere
#5 is incorrect. It describes the “median”, not the average. It pains me to say this, because I’m 1/4th Scot...lol.
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