California Uber Alles (VANITY)

Self ^ | 12/23/2022 | who_would_fardels_bear

[who_would_fardels_bear]

California Über Alles

I am Governor Gavin Newsome
Nephew of that broad who's gruesome
Soon I will be president…
MAGA power will soon go 'way
I will be Führer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will all wear masks in school
Your kids will all wear masks in school
California Über Alles
California Über Alles
Über Alles California
Über Alles California

The CDC will control you
Just one percent natural
You'll get jabbed for the master race
And always wear a mask on face
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Fauci in EV is near
The lockdowns won't come back, you say
Take the jab or you will pay
Take the jab or you will pay
California Über Alles
California Über Alles
Über Alles California
Über Alles California

Now it is 2024
Knock knock at your front door
It's the drag queen secret police
They have come for your straight white niece
Come quietly to the ICU
You'd look better as a scrawny dude
For your breasts, here's a useless dong
Just chill out and smoke this bong
DIE on the orders of the LGBT
Then wallow in guilt from the CRT
You'll vote Dem you deplorable bum
Or we'll cast your vote for Newsome
We'll stuff the box for Prez Newsome
California Über Alles
California Über Alles
Über Alles California
Über Alles California

[who_would_fardels_bear]

For all fellow Dead Kennedys fan. California Uber Alles updated for the current generation... er... degeneration.

[sasquatch]

Well done!

[dfwgator]

What’s sad is Jello would probably support Newsom.

[dsrtsage]

Sweeeet, Holiday in Calibodia would be nice too

[Lurker]

I saw the DKs back in the day.

Hell of show.

L

[ifinnegan]

Miasma wouldn’t like that.

[GreatRoad]

Good stuff. I saw Jello Biafra in a spoken word tour at college way back but would have loved to have seen the DKs live.

[GSWarrior]

This song will always be pertinent.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Back in the 80's I got to see the Dead Kennedy's at the Keystone Palo Alto (led off by Whipping Boy).

It was during the Reagan v Mondale election and I had on my "Former Fetus Against Ferraro" T-Shirt.

When I jumped up on stage Jello was visibly scared. I danced around a bit and then attempted a stage dive, but instead of scrunching together to catch me, the crowd split like the Red Sea.

Fortunately, I landed on my feet but only after my knee landed on and crunched a plastic cup. I'm sure that gave all the cowards a bit of a guilt trip.

When I got home I noticed a green spot on my T-Shirt. Is it Jello Biafra's vomit? Is it worth something?

[GSWarrior]

I saw the DKs at the URGH! Music War in 1981 in Santa Monica. I remember being in awe of all the great bands.

[dfwgator]

Yeah, all these people are all gung-ho about free speech until their guys are in power, and then it’s all about shutting up dissent.

[MikelTackNailer]

Mr. Biafra has a standing invitation for dinner at my place because...

there's always room for Jello.