Posted on 12/19/2022 2:15:16 AM PST by sodpoodle
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
And on another note! There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world
The only one of my relatives that I got to choose is my wife.
If a man has to "think" about what to do with his equipment, he has bigger problems than Alzheimer's. That kind of thing almost always comes naturally.
"Thinking" comes in handy when you need to stop/prevent what you're about to do.;-)
I’ll be 79 in January. Love ya Sod....Sac
The words include:
"You only think of luxury and wealth,
Everything you see you want,
Oh, my God, I miss Amelia,
Yes, that was a woman...
Amelia had no vanity.
Amelia was the real woman"
I always translated it as "Amelia; the righteous woman in God's eyes"
Fortunately, I was blessed and did it in reverse.
Yee. Haw...
This ain’t right and that is wrong
You just keep naggin’, all the day long
Its gotta stop, I don’t mean plea-ease
Now, you’re gonna change or I’m a-gonna leave.
- Hank Williams
If he went with the third one, she would have been able to afford a boob job, a makeover like the first one and buy him all the gifts that the second one did, and still be able to grow a fund for the future.
Avg cost of Breast augmentation is $4,516. but there are additional costs that make it range from $3,000 to $12,000.
“Pick the one who can cook, can sew, and can garden.”
What about the boat motor?
They will all be different people in 10 years.
I married a woman with big boobs. She makes me very happy.
Who's this "we" you're talking about? I only turned 60 three weeks ago and as they say, 60 is the new 40!
Now, if I find the SOB that said that, I'm gonna bash him over the head with my new walker!!!
Let me guess, should be “dig worms”
Boat motor or motorboat?
No it is correct. It is about a transgender wife who dicks worms.
LOL
Go Asain young man.
I’ll be 79 in January. Love ya Sod.
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Not far behind you old timer, Ill be 78 in June.
You just keep naggin’, all the day long
Its gotta stop, I don’t mean plea-ease
Now, you’re gonna change or I’m a-gonna leave.
- Hank Williams
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Me and that woman gotta license to fight. Mind Your Owm Bidness.
Hank Williams
In today’s world . . .
The 3rd one would dump the guy as she doesn’t need him anymore and then she would marry the next one with biggest boobs.
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