Posted on 12/17/2022 1:49:15 PM PST by simpson96
Threesomes look like a good idea on paper. Executing them successfully on the other hand is a different story. There are a lot of things that can go wrong, especially if you don’t know the people you’re inviting into the arrangement.
A Florida man found this out the hard way after two women he met for a threesome ended up robbing him. He met the two women at a rooftop bar in the early morning hours of December 4. The group exchanged numbers and setup plans to meet later that morning.
According to the police report, the man picked the two women up an hour after their initial meeting. He then drove them to his place for some drinks. Unfortunately the man, he ended up falling asleep.
When he woke up the women, his credit card, and his $25,000 two-tone Submariner Blueface Rolex watch were all gone. As if all of that wasn’t bad enough, police haven’t been able to track down the two ladies.
Detectives released surveillance video of the two women in hopes that they would be identified. The describe them as in their mid-twenties with black hair. One of the women, who was wearing a white top during the theft, has a scorpion tattoo on her left thigh. The other was wearing a yellow dress.
This is a tough way to figure out that threesomes don’t always go as planned. It sounds like the man fell asleep before anything took place, other than maybe a couple of drinks.
Even if the extracurricular action had gone down, he probably wouldn’t have wanted to part ways with his credit card and expensive watch in exchange. Better luck next time.
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Tell that to Mathers. I’m monogamous.
If it's any consolation, his Rolex was probably fake.
LOL!
I was going to say “Everytime I do a 3-way, I get robbed!”
Want some whiskey in your water?
Sugar in your tea?
What’s all these crazy questions they’re askin’ me?
This is the craziest party that could ever be
Don’t turn on the lights ‘cause I don’t wanna see
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
That ain’t the way to have fun, no (uh-uh)
— Three Dog Night
So he got roofied.
Ward you were a little rough on the beaver last night!!
You obviously haven’t checked Rolex prices recently…
Love you long time.
Then wake up missing a kidney.
5.56mm
Why would you assume his Rolex is counterfeit?
The line goes” That ain’t the way to have fun, son.
Is Laz gonna be ok?
Always watch out for the girl with “a scorpion tattoo on her left thigh”, that’s a good sign of trouble on the way.
WHAT A MAROON!
HE DESERVES ALL THAT HAPPENED TO HIM!
Exactly. I collect watches (primarily Rolex and Tudor) and things went crazy for Rolex around 2018. They’ve not been that easy to get since around 2014, but one could always get almost any reference from their authorized dealer without much difficulty.
Around 2018 it became difficult (but not impossible) to get the professional models, and then by 2021 even your average OP and DateJust became difficult. That corresponded with a huge price surge in the secondary market, as well as a lot of attention from criminal elements.
I was fortunate enough to get several hard-to-get pieces (Daytona ceramic, BLNR, LVc ‘Hulk’, Red SeaDweller, etc) from the AD at retail - meaning that I basically tripled my money the moment I walked out the door for the Daytona and almost doubled my money for the Hulk and BLNR.
I am however quite cognizant of the fact that wearing them in certain areas is like wrapping cash with a rubberband around my wrist, and that certain criminal elements have specialized on watches.
Florida, for example, is notorious for people getting their drinks spiked by women. Barcelona is famous for pickpockets. Ibiza for more violent robberies. London has become quite dangerous too, with criminals prowling more affluent areas knowing the chances of finding victims wearing expensive timepieces are relatively high.
While vacationing on Cozumel some beautiful women started flirting with me outside of a bar. I’m not dumb enough to actually think two women 20 years younger than me found my middle age self so gorgeous (It’s good, but not that good) they wanted to take me to “their place.”
Sounds legit.
Yep I was at a rest/bar FL and 2 married chick’s told me they are allowed once a year to go out and f*** someone and they picked me. My GF tells them she is Puerto Rican and has a machete and will use it. They left so fast lol.
LOL!
love it when bad things happen to bad people.....
Not saying military service was worth anything to me but at “40 mark park” outside Stuttgart the whores would rifle through your pants while doing amazing things to keep you distracted as they pilfered your wallet. Not that I would know.
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