Threesome Ends With Florida Man Being Robbed

Outkick ^ | 12/16/2022 | Sean Joseph

[simpson96]

Threesomes look like a good idea on paper. Executing them successfully on the other hand is a different story. There are a lot of things that can go wrong, especially if you don’t know the people you’re inviting into the arrangement.

A Florida man found this out the hard way after two women he met for a threesome ended up robbing him. He met the two women at a rooftop bar in the early morning hours of December 4. The group exchanged numbers and setup plans to meet later that morning.

According to the police report, the man picked the two women up an hour after their initial meeting. He then drove them to his place for some drinks. Unfortunately the man, he ended up falling asleep.

When he woke up the women, his credit card, and his $25,000 two-tone Submariner Blueface Rolex watch were all gone. As if all of that wasn’t bad enough, police haven’t been able to track down the two ladies.

Detectives released surveillance video of the two women in hopes that they would be identified. The describe them as in their mid-twenties with black hair. One of the women, who was wearing a white top during the theft, has a scorpion tattoo on her left thigh. The other was wearing a yellow dress.

This is a tough way to figure out that threesomes don’t always go as planned. It sounds like the man fell asleep before anything took place, other than maybe a couple of drinks.

Even if the extracurricular action had gone down, he probably wouldn’t have wanted to part ways with his credit card and expensive watch in exchange. Better luck next time.

[simpson96]

[crz]

GD IT! Cant trust anyone anymore!

[joshua c]

i hate when that happens

[AppyPappy]

Trust me on this: It’s mostly a lot of work.

[BipolarBob]

So, when am I going to see you again?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“Unfortunately the man, he ended up falling asleep.”

English as a THIRD language.

[Delta 21]

What could go wro....THOSE BITCHES!!

[SaveFerris]

LOL

[sit-rep]

ya Asian women got me once or twice as well but I had an excuse!! I was 18 and 19 years old!!

[Dr. Sivana]

It sounds like the man fell asleep before anything took place, other than maybe a couple of drinks.

I wonder if they put something in his drink to help him along.

[cableguymn]

Ya think?

[Leaning Right]

> his $25,000 two-tone Submariner Blueface Rolex watch <

Seriously? This guy is either is quite the egotist or he’s running an insurance scam here.

[Tommy Revolts]

Me love you long time.

[Erik Latranyi]

If it is too good to be true, is usually is

[Eleutheria5]

Let this be a lesson to you, young man.



Yes, sir. From now on, no three-ways except with chicks I know from school.

[Vision]

“Threesomes look like a good idea on paper.”

Good Lord.

[CFW]

Okay, who else took a look at the pictures and thought “How did he not realize that something such as that was going to happen”?

Come on! It’s obvious that these two were cheap hookers who probably charge little but lift a guy’s wallet and jewelry before sneaking out the door.

[Vision]

Leave the Beaver out of this thank you very much.

[Eleutheria5]

C'mon. Cut E5 some slack. I like a good three-way every now and then, too.

[Vision]

Stop being pervy, thank you.