Want some whiskey in your water?
Sugar in your tea?
What’s all these crazy questions they’re askin’ me?
This is the craziest party that could ever be
Don’t turn on the lights ‘cause I don’t wanna see
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
That ain’t the way to have fun, no (uh-uh)
— Three Dog Night
The line goes” That ain’t the way to have fun, son.