[dayglored]

One of the adult witnesses confronted Mason, who then fled the scene to Northwood Presbyterian Church. He entered the church and proceeded to knock over a nativity display, break several potted plants and throw children's toys from the playground area. Mason's actions resulted in an estimated $400 in damages to the church, according to officials.

He then left the church and went to an adjacent neighborhood, where he destroyed a mailbox and attempted to steal a car.

Officers were then able to take him into custody and book him into the Pinellas County Jail.

Mason has since been released on bond. He will appear in court later this month.

[dayglored]

Florida Man, leaving nothing to chance. Pretty sure he ticked all the boxes on this one...

[Thunder90]

Floridaman plus meth isn’t a good combo.

[Paladin2]

DeSantis, large and in charge of Fla., wants to be POTUS and bring this to all of America?

[lee martell]

How many hits of LSD did he take?

[Jonty30]

I don’t want to know more.

[Freest Republican]

50/50 on current or former Disney employee.

[EinNYC]

Was the dog injured by this moron's activities? The other stuff was simply horrific, but I hope the dog was not physically injured. His sentence should include a date with this:

[bimboeruption]

If I had seen him shoving his penis in a dog, I would have plugged him right there.

This is a sick, twisted, evil monster. I wonder how many kids he’s tried this with.

[crusty old prospector]

I just visited the Miami airport this weekend. I thought I was in Mogadishu.

[oldvirginian]

Florida Man pushing boundaries no one else wants to go near.
A whole new meaning to “He screwed the pooch.”
Only question left is did the pooch give consent or was it rape? Or rape rape for Whoopi?
Will the dog be filing a #metoo suit?

[raccoonradio]

https://www.salon.com/2001/01/02/doggie/

20 years ago, 44 yr old Philip Buble of Maine attacked by his dad with a crowbar. Dad was tired of Philip having sexual relations with his dog. He asked permission to have the dog attend his hearing but was denied.

[chuckee]

That’s why a dog must wear clothes around a Florida man.They have no impulse control when they see naked fur.

[Joe 6-pack]

I have a hard enough time giving my dog a bath. Can’t imagine trying to take things to the next level.

[SunkenCiv]

“If you want me, I’ll be in my lab.” — Chad Mason

[LegendHasIt]

Sam Brinton and Colonel Connelly are sad that they didn’t have a chance to join in.

[Night Hides Not]

He will appear in court later this month.

No he won't.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

It’s a good thing they actually put people in jail in this state. Maybe HE will then know what it’s like to be done doggy style. Hopefully, his pillow will be nice and soft, the better for biting.

[bigfootbob]

He has a future in the Brandon administration. White House Spokesman? Chief of Staff?

[pa_dweller]

He then began having sex with the dog i
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Pitching or catching?

[LibertyWoman]

America is in full freefall