[crusty old prospector]

I just visited the Miami airport this weekend. I thought I was in Mogadishu.

[Does so]

1) When I was in Miami in the 1960s, when the rednecks outnumbered the New Yorkers. (Rednecks who worked). I watched tanks transported through Miami to Key West by railroad during the Cuban Missile Crisis. (Railroads ran through Coral Gables back then).

2) I’ve always wondered about the kids who sniffed glue.