I took a bowel movement today.
I cursed climate change for it.
Is there anything CC can’t do?!?
Over bridge of sighs
To rest my eyes in shades of green
Under dreaming spires
To Itchycoo Park, that’s where I’ve been
I do but in my case it's an allergy to tyrants.
There is unrest in the forest
Trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas
The trouble with the maples
(And they’re quite convinced they’re right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can’t help their feelings
If they like the way they’re made
And they wonder why the maples
Can’t be happy in their shade
There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream, “Oppression”
And the oaks just shake their heads
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
They say, “The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light”
Now there’s no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw
My racoon hasn`t hibernated yet.
He told me it was coz of climate change.
He knows about these things.
How ‘bout toe jam? Climate Change?
Just shut up Rutgers.
“ Using computer models,”
And computers are never wrong. I for one welcome our computer overlords.
It’s gone way beyond ridiculous
Every time I rip one I curse climate change! Not the Tacos I loves.
Itchy scalp? It could be Climate Change. Smelly feet? It could be Climate Change. Loose stools? It could be Climate Change. Blurred vision? It could be Climate Change. Anger issues? It most definitely is Climate Change.
I think it’s just that I’m allergic to leftist BS...
Could be poison from contrails too.
Which came first Trump or man-made Climate change?
These fraudsters don't even have the decency to be embarrassed about changing the name from "Global Warming" to "Climate Change"......
🙋🙋Climate change?? 😵😵😆😆
its RACISM ,silly 😆😆
LOL!!!
Morons...
I now use my veterinarian for medical advice and my cat for weather advice. Life has improved greatly since doing so.
These are the science deniers. The science shows the colder the colder front the deeper it digs south bringing up warm moist air with (obviously) more allergens. Unless it’s an Alverta clipper or the like-—but that only happens a few times per year.
I’m so sick of these freaking liars-—It’s funny, how people buy into these lies so easily. But if they were lied to on a used car lot they’d pick it up immediately. Why? Because it’s their money!