[cranked]

I took a bowel movement today.
I cursed climate change for it.

[Still Thinking]

Send it to them. It’ll be a perfect 3D and olfactory representation of their crusade plus it’ll double the total scientific IQ of their staff.

[packagingguy]

“How human and animal excrement harm the planet’s ecosystem”

https://thebulletin.org/2019/11/how-human-and-animal-excrement-harm-the-planets-ecosystem/

You need to stop pooping or the polar ice caps will melt.

Then we will have tsunamis, earthquakes and volcanic eruptions:

“How climate change triggers earthquakes, tsunamis and volcanoes”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/16/climate-change-triggers-earthquakes-tsunamis-volcanoes

Please, it’s for the sake of the children!

[libstripper]

Even worse than that; climate change actually causes hemorrhoids. Just look at hot countries like Mexico, where they prepare all that hot food because of the high temperatures. As climate change creeps north, we will all be eating hotter food with more ferocious spices, meaning we will have desperate bathroom events that eventually lead to horrible hemorrhoids.