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White House In Panic Mode (Satire)
11/16/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 11/16/2022 8:49:56 AM PST by RetiredTexasVet

The White House was in panic mode this morning after receiving the news that Gov. Abbott of Texas had declared a state of invasion.

Former President Obama had his Muppet Biden call in the DHS, FBI and CIA heads for a crisis conference. Biden faced immediate concerns that his 10% would be drastically reduced with any action by Texas.

The CIA reported that it could expect a 30% drop in revenue from its drug operations which would reduce its capability to run black ops.

The FBI reported that it could expect at least a 25% drop in its revenue from sex slavery operations which would reduce its capability to initiate and run domestic terror hoaxes.

DHS reported that it could expect a 50% drop in kickbacks from NGOs and contractors in addition to the drop in revenues from Mexican Cartel human trafficking agreements.

Biden was troubled about the situation and demanded that the heads get with the Mexican Cartels, WEF and the DNC to develop work arounds and work closely with NM, AZ and CA to develop new routes.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 11/16/2022 8:49:56 AM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Well done.


2 posted on 11/16/2022 10:23:04 AM PST by mcatch22 (Socialism: You're what's for dinner)
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