Nolte: Report Says Disney Wants to Make Indiana Jones … a Girl

Breitbart ^ | November 10, 2022 | John Nolte

[C19fan]

Test screenings for Disney’s Indiana Jones 5 have been “disastrous,” reports World of Reel’s Jordan Ruimy.

Ruimy has also heard that “rumors indicate that Disney is in a panic over the screenings and that they’re worried the movie will bomb.”

[DannyTN]

I read “Paulie” and was thinking “Shore”.

[toddausauras]

Indiana Jones was 40 odd years ago. The never-ending remakes for cash that fat losers wait for. So beyond tiresome.

[JBW1949]

LOL...

[Rurudyne]

The programmer based Lara after his sister.

[edh]

“I saw a part of it. Perks (or the horrors) of being with Disney here in L.A. Oh, there’s more sh*t in the pipeline 2023 2024 that the public doesn’t know.”

Is it “Crystal Skull” bad, or is it so bad that your face may melt off if you look at it?

[Chode]

[1Old Pro]

Why not a blind Indiana Jones?

Could probably fly a plane better than the original Indy Jones.

[KC Burke]

So they are test viewing advance clips to the horror of the audience and the horror of the executives who know that they have already spent 90% of the money just to get to this point and it is a bomb....

[edh]

“Stacy Abrams is available.”

She’s already President of Earth on Star Trek : Discovery (not joking ... she showed up as President and not a planet). That’s kind of convenient for her since she will no longer be governor of GA ;-).

[Rurudyne]

Nuking the Fridge replaced Jumping the Shark.

[NorthMountain]

Disney’s Indiana Jones

Disney poisons everything it touches.

[Lysandru]

It's time to trot out my joke about "The Curtis LeMay School of Filmmaking"--dedicated to making bombs.

Or maybe I need to start referring to the "Leslie Groves School of Filmmaking."

[rlmorel]

LOL

[xp38]

Yeah the Crystal Skull was such a great movie I can’t wait for this next one or a female one. /sarc

[nickcarraway]

In fairness, George Lucas already ruined it. And he ruined Indiana Jones.

[pepsi_junkie]

The new Indy will be Phoebe Waller Bridge. She aint no Angelina Jolie

[Diana in Wisconsin]

It’s already been done - but EVERYTHING has already been done.

‘Lara Croft, Tomb Raider.’ She seemed very ‘Indy’ to me.

And I think they did THAT movie based upon a video game, correct?

[Reily]

Hollyweird continues its modern tradition of producing unwatchable films!

[pepsi_junkie]

Star Wars was salvageable (thought he midichlorian thing did kinda wreck "The Force"). Yes, it was bloodied and limping but she killed it dead.

Lucas' Iny and the Crystal Skull movie was a disgrace though and definitely does tarnish Indy's legacy by portraying him as a doddering clown in a silly cartoon. But I can pretend it never happened at least.

[HombreSecreto]

This Cleopatra is better...