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New Sarah McLachlan Ad Says For Only $8 Per Month You Can Sponsor A Celebrity's Verified Twitter Account
Babylon Bee ^
| 11/3/22
Posted on 11/03/2022 3:00:48 PM PDT by Duke C.
VANCOUVER, BC — This week, the Society For Prevention Of Cruelty To Celebrities (SPCC) launched a nationwide campaign to raise awareness about public figures buckling under a new expense that seems targeted specifically at them. The commercial advocates for compassionate viewers to donate $8 per month to sponsor a celebrity's verified blue checkmark on Twitter.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee
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posted on
11/03/2022 3:00:48 PM PDT
by
Duke C.
To: Duke C.
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posted on
11/03/2022 3:01:47 PM PDT
by
facedown
(Armed in the Heartland)
To: Duke C.
AOC already signed up to be a recipient
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posted on
11/03/2022 3:02:00 PM PDT
by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say it 🤪)
To: Duke C.
My God, that takes chutzpah.
4
posted on
11/03/2022 3:02:23 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(We need to repeal RCV wherever it's in use and go back to dumb voting machines.)
To: mewzilla
Note to the Bee: You got me. Again. Darn you, Babylon Bee!
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posted on
11/03/2022 3:03:05 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(We need to repeal RCV wherever it's in use and go back to dumb voting machines.)
To: Duke C.
This is the first time in a couple of years that the Bee has gotten me.
Well done!
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posted on
11/03/2022 3:12:50 PM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack )
To: Duke C.
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posted on
11/03/2022 3:18:04 PM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(The best things in life aren't things.)
To: Duke C.
“Since the commercial’s airing, $16 has been raised.”
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posted on
11/03/2022 3:19:33 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: Duke C.
Grifters gonna be griftin.
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posted on
11/03/2022 3:30:01 PM PDT
by
unixfox
(Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
To: Duke C.
Spot on. And i’m certain that there will be takers.
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posted on
11/03/2022 4:06:33 PM PDT
by
drSteve78
(Je suis Deplorable STILL)
To: mewzilla
Stung by the Bee! You and me both.
To: brewer1516
Those guys are the best thing since The Weekly World News and Batboy!
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posted on
11/03/2022 4:13:40 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(We need to repeal RCV wherever it's in use and go back to dumb voting machines.)
Comment #13 Removed by Moderator
To: Duke C.
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posted on
11/03/2022 6:25:41 PM PDT
by
zeugma
(Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
To: Duke C.
The dogs came in to see what I was laughing at.
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posted on
11/03/2022 8:11:40 PM PDT
by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
11/03/2022 9:25:16 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
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