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Bizarre Discovery on Australian Beach Could Be a Ginormous Whale Penis
Science Alert ^ | 19 October 2022 | By TESSA KOUMOUNDOUROS

Posted on 10/19/2022 10:45:45 AM PDT by Red Badger

The mystery chunk of animal flesh that washed up on the beach. (@bootscootinaf/TikTok) A huge, smooth, pink, severed flesh-tentacle-thing discovered on a quiet island beach in Australia has drawn speculation over what kind of animal is now missing a piece of its anatomy.

The "giant random animal part" was found and filmed by TikTok user Afri Gregory, and has since gone viral with millions of views sparking tons of speculation about whale penises.

"It is massive, look! That's my foot. It's like the size of my leg. Eeew. Disgusting!" Gregory exclaimed in the footage, taken on an island off the coast near Townsville in Queensland.

VIDEO AT LINK..............

Macquarie University zoologist Vanessa Pirotta cautions that we don't actually know what the meter and a half of dismembered flesh is.

"It could be anything, from [a] juicy component of a random marine animal, [such as a] shark liver," she told Newsweek. But she does admit that it's shape, size and overall similarities do look comparable to a whale's wang.

Although cetacean skeletons have long since adapted to a life of floating through the ocean, sexual selection has held on to their pelvic bones to give their robust penis muscles something to anchor onto. This gives the marine mammals greater mastery of their penis's flailing, which in turn suggests there's some kind of reproductive advantage to having a greater degree of control.

That dexterous movement has been proposed as an explanation for at least one legendary sea serpents sighting. The crew of the 19th century sailing ship Pauline witnessed what they thought was a sea serpent attack a group of whales in 1875.

Firstly, the hypothesis (which was published by the excellent Charles Paxton @CharlesPaxton4 and colleagues in 2005) was suggested to explain one specific sea monster account (Hans Egede's 1734 sighting off Greenland)... (cont) 6:20 PM · Apr 8, 2021 ·Twitter for Android 5 Retweets 160 Likes Tip Darren Naish @TetZoo · Apr 8, 2021 Replying to @TetZoo ... with one additional encounter - the Pauline sighting of 1875, made off the coast of Brazil - also suggested as a whale wang sighting... Tip Darren Naish @TetZoo · Apr 8, 2021 And that's just about it. Paxton et al. in fact specifically noted that they weren't trying to, ahem, expand their penis hypothesis to apply to all or in fact many sea serpent sightings...

While hazy glimpses of whale penises might make for a good hypothesis, there's no reason to think all – or even any – serpent sightings are the result of whale flashings.

Nonetheless, few of us are accustomed to seeing such sights strolling along tropical beaches, so can be excused for stopping and staring.

Being the largest animal known to have existed, blue whales (Balaenoptera musculus) naturally also have the most giant of penises in the animal kingdom – averaging about 2.5 to 3 meters (8 to 9.8 feet) long. But the more likely contender, if a penis is indeed what we're looking at on that beach, is a humpback whale (Megaptera novaeangliae), as they're currently in the Queensland waters to breed.

Humpback whale mating organs have long been studied by researchers to learn more about the mating habits of the large cetaceans. In 1955, examining whale testicles allowed researchers to conclude that they're seasonal breeders, and the length of a whale's penis can be used as an indicator of how sexually mature the animal is.

In 2002, researchers filmed 121 hours of 630 different humpback whale pods, capturing 13 instances of whale erections. From this they concluded most penis extrusions occurred during male contests for dominance. But humpback's are baleen whales – they don't have teeth – so a rival or spurned lover could not have done such damage to a whale's erection.

This study also found lone males can extend themselves while singing for company. So, perhaps the recent discovery on the Australian beach originated from one such lonely male, who had the misfortune of doing his sexy song fatally close to a predator such as an orca.

Unless an expert goes out to examine the remains in person, however, it will remain a mystery how this giant chunk of severed ocean flesh came to be in its current resting place, or to what it actually belongs to.

"If anything, it provides an opportunity for people to learn more about whale reproduction or other juicy components of animals that might wash ashore," Pirotta told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

"I can see why people are interested right around the world, but we just don't know" what the fleshy member even is, Pirotta said.



TOPICS: Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: couldbejoebiden; dork; wang; whalewang
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To: V_TWIN

Is that a Titelist 1?


41 posted on 10/19/2022 11:07:41 AM PDT by Hyman Roth
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To: C210N

He’s s Blue Whale, now.


42 posted on 10/19/2022 11:07:49 AM PDT by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Red Badger

Yeah, but there are WAY bigger dicks on Miami Beach.


43 posted on 10/19/2022 11:07:50 AM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: EEGator

Lol... Waking everyone up...


44 posted on 10/19/2022 11:09:15 AM PDT by Openurmind (The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
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To: Red Badger

Don’t blame me...I haven’t been to Australia.


45 posted on 10/19/2022 11:09:43 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (The “I” in Democrat stands for “Integrity.”)
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To: Red Badger

It took you eighteen years, but finally you have the thread of a lifetime. Congratulations!


46 posted on 10/19/2022 11:10:54 AM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (“And the Lord added to their number daily those who were being saved.” Acts 2:47 -- It's still true!)
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To: Hebrews 11:6

It’s purely scientific.....................😎


47 posted on 10/19/2022 11:13:04 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Magnum44
Appears to have been 'detachable'

King Missile - "Detachable Penis"

48 posted on 10/19/2022 11:14:20 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Great minds drink alike...me and my baby havin' a hell of a night. - - BB King)
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To: V_TWIN

Is there a Whale Dick Doc in the house?

49 posted on 10/19/2022 11:19:45 AM PDT by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplophobe bigot!)
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To: Red Badger

IT’S A DORK!


50 posted on 10/19/2022 11:20:52 AM PDT by rlmorel (Nolnah's Razor: Never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice.)
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To: Red Badger

If it were a Daily Mail headline…

Putin furious and humiliated after private whale penis collection
is stolen and washes up on beach!


51 posted on 10/19/2022 11:22:50 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything. )
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To: EEGator

And now we have one! A not every day event is it?


52 posted on 10/19/2022 11:25:03 AM PDT by Sequoyah101
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To: Red Badger

That’s very likely the biggest dick outside of Washington DC.


53 posted on 10/19/2022 11:31:56 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: V_TWIN

Don’t bother calling Ketanji Brown Jackson.


54 posted on 10/19/2022 11:33:09 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Red Badger

Don’t we just love the word ginormous?


55 posted on 10/19/2022 11:35:18 AM PDT by webheart
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To: webheart

https://freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=ginormous


56 posted on 10/19/2022 11:36:52 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

Aristotle Onassis upholstered the bar stools on his yacht with leather from the foreskin of a MINKE whale


57 posted on 10/19/2022 11:37:39 AM PDT by sharpee
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To: Red Badger

Ginormous Lorena Bobbitt still on the loose. Film at 11.......


58 posted on 10/19/2022 11:39:35 AM PDT by llevrok (Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
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To: EEGator
I was just thinking earlier, FR doesn’t have enough whale penis threads...

I think I know the reason why. I tried and tried to come up with a meaningful post for this thread but it was too hard.

59 posted on 10/19/2022 11:39:58 AM PDT by ConservativeInPA ( Scratch a leftist and you'll find a fascist )
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To: sharpee

When you rubbed them, did they turn into a couch?🥁


60 posted on 10/19/2022 11:40:08 AM PDT by kosciusko51
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