people don’t realize how many people walk into branches. trimming to 7 ft from the ground should be a law.
I’ll bet it’s a sexual fetish.
Motive?
He’s out on a limb.
Can’t folks just leave other folks alone?
It looks similar to where my son lives in North Ft. Worth.
Edward Penishands. I am forever cursed with saying Edward Penishands when I see the name Edward Scissorhands, after seeing the old VHS box at the video store in the porn section. I shouldn’t need to describe the imagery.
It’s 3:00 AM. Some people raid the fridge for a snack. Some break out the pruning shears.
Seems like neglect by the home owners for not keeping trees trimmed? JMO
It’s on the road right-of-way, and it looks as if he is judiciously pruning, as opposed to mutilating, so it is kind of a public service.
There are times when I see a big, glaring weed in the mulch and I just have to pull it out...
When I was in high school my friends and I talked about doing some harmless pranks like cutting someone’s lawn while they were away, just to confuse the the heck out of them and other such silly things. We never managed to do that, but we did invent a fun prank, where if we found a front wheel drive compact car in a driveway, we would pick up the back end and turn it sideways. - bonus points if we could turn it where a trailer was up on blocks and a fence was next to the front yard, and box the car in. I would have loved to see the expression on the owner’s face when they went outside to go to work.
Jesse Jackson says: “Stay outta the bushes!”
Someone may find a way to electrify their bushes. Sort of like the invisible fence to keep dogs away.
Next time “Eddie” snips, he gets ripped with some unexpected voltage.