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Teenage thief allegedly steals and eats ‘world's hottest' gummy bear, immediately suffers consequences
MSN ^ | 8 Ocvt 2022 | Erica Miller

Posted on 10/09/2022 6:39:40 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

A pharmacy in Texas took to Facebook this week to respond to an alleged incident in which a teen reportedly stole and ate a Lil’ Nitro - described as “The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear” - and almost immediately suffered the consequences.

A “very sweet girl” then came inside the store - the pharmacy’s employees thought it might be his sister - and removed the boy from the store. She also offered to pay for the tea, according to the Facebook post.

Once outside, employees said they watched as the teen “heaved” all over the sidewalk.

The girl then returned to the store, purchased a Powerade for the teen, and allegedly tried to explain that the boy had just eaten something spicy on an empty stomach.

After the teens left, employees noticed that a Lil' Nitro gummy candy - advertised as “The World's Hottest Gummy Bear” - was missing from the shelf.

(Excerpt) Read more at msn.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: darwinawards; facebook; lilnitro; spicy; texas; whocares
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1 posted on 10/09/2022 6:39:40 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Hold him down and make him eat another.


2 posted on 10/09/2022 6:41:18 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (We are already in a revolutionary period, and the Rule of Law means nothing. )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Lil’ Nitro: The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear
Brand: Flamethrower Candy Company

$8.00 per box.

ONE GUMMY BEAR PER BOX.


3 posted on 10/09/2022 6:42:22 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last messa)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

If its called ‘Nitro’

LOL


4 posted on 10/09/2022 6:43:49 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: DUMBGRUNT

9 million Scoville units. Yikes!


5 posted on 10/09/2022 6:45:27 PM PDT by Ken H (Trump /DeSantis)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Stupid knows no bounds or limits. That’s why it causes so many bad things.


6 posted on 10/09/2022 6:48:49 PM PDT by Bullish (Rot'sa Ruck America. )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Why...why would something like that even have a market?


7 posted on 10/09/2022 6:52:03 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The road to tyranny is paved with compliance )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Now I have an idea for all teen thieves...steal something, here’s something for you to chew on.


8 posted on 10/09/2022 6:53:57 PM PDT by scott7278 (Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who kept their swords.)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Have you heard of Haribo Sugar Free Bears?

A short review on Amazon: “These gummis taste great; however, the main ingredient is “hydrolyzed glucose syrup” which is sorbitol. Sorbitol can have many side effects, one of which is diarrhea. After missing two days of work, I figured it out.”

Some of the more descriptive ones are hilarious.


9 posted on 10/09/2022 6:59:15 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

They shoulda marketed it as “Satan’s Balls” and had two little candy balls in the sack.

That would have been awesome.


10 posted on 10/09/2022 6:59:50 PM PDT by Sarcazmo ("Sarcasm is the highest form of wit" ~ O. Wilde)
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To: Rurudyne

I read the Amazon reviews on them. It was hilarious.


11 posted on 10/09/2022 7:01:35 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The road to tyranny is paved with compliance )
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

I don’t know about hot gummy bears (kind of strange) but it may be an extension of the trend to produce and eat the world’s hottest peppers.

There are all sorts of youtube videos eating these extreme hot peppers and then you get to watch them suffer, chug milk, puke and what not. My son introduced me to this trend.


12 posted on 10/09/2022 7:02:22 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Money quote from one was about flatulence that sounded like trumpets calling the demons to back to hell ... or something to that effect.


13 posted on 10/09/2022 7:04:16 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Is this candy made by the Marquis de Sade?


14 posted on 10/09/2022 7:05:33 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: plain talk

I don’t mind hot if it adds flavor but beyond that I just don’t get it.


15 posted on 10/09/2022 7:06:43 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The road to tyranny is paved with compliance )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

This needs to be a new TikTok challenge to eat about 1/2 dozen in one gulp.

It’s not good enough to wreck your car while live streaming a “one chip challenge” since that has already been done.


16 posted on 10/09/2022 7:09:56 PM PDT by Clay Moore (My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

I suppose if you’ve just swollowed something deadly this would be one way to get it out quick?


17 posted on 10/09/2022 7:11:31 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Rurudyne

I keep a nude picture of Hillary in my wallet for such emergencies.


18 posted on 10/09/2022 7:14:56 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The road to tyranny is paved with compliance )
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

—”Why...why would something like that even have a market?”

“There’s a sucker born every minute”

This one did not suck on the candy very long.


19 posted on 10/09/2022 7:18:33 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT ( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last messa)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Back in the day, after 9/11, I suggested an alternate interrogation tactic where the terrorist would be made to watch Henry Waxman and Helen Thomas reenact the beach scene from From Here to Eternity.

Consensus was it would be kinder to just torture them.


20 posted on 10/09/2022 7:21:46 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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