Posted on 10/09/2022 6:39:40 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
A pharmacy in Texas took to Facebook this week to respond to an alleged incident in which a teen reportedly stole and ate a Lil’ Nitro - described as “The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear” - and almost immediately suffered the consequences.
A “very sweet girl” then came inside the store - the pharmacy’s employees thought it might be his sister - and removed the boy from the store. She also offered to pay for the tea, according to the Facebook post.
Once outside, employees said they watched as the teen “heaved” all over the sidewalk.
The girl then returned to the store, purchased a Powerade for the teen, and allegedly tried to explain that the boy had just eaten something spicy on an empty stomach.
After the teens left, employees noticed that a Lil' Nitro gummy candy - advertised as “The World's Hottest Gummy Bear” - was missing from the shelf.
(Excerpt) Read more at msn.com ...
Hold him down and make him eat another.
Lil’ Nitro: The World’s Hottest Gummy Bear
Brand: Flamethrower Candy Company
$8.00 per box.
ONE GUMMY BEAR PER BOX.
If its called ‘Nitro’
LOL
9 million Scoville units. Yikes!
Stupid knows no bounds or limits. That’s why it causes so many bad things.
Why...why would something like that even have a market?
Now I have an idea for all teen thieves...steal something, here’s something for you to chew on.
Have you heard of Haribo Sugar Free Bears?
A short review on Amazon: “These gummis taste great; however, the main ingredient is “hydrolyzed glucose syrup” which is sorbitol. Sorbitol can have many side effects, one of which is diarrhea. After missing two days of work, I figured it out.”
Some of the more descriptive ones are hilarious.
They shoulda marketed it as “Satan’s Balls” and had two little candy balls in the sack.
That would have been awesome.
I read the Amazon reviews on them. It was hilarious.
I don’t know about hot gummy bears (kind of strange) but it may be an extension of the trend to produce and eat the world’s hottest peppers.
There are all sorts of youtube videos eating these extreme hot peppers and then you get to watch them suffer, chug milk, puke and what not. My son introduced me to this trend.
Money quote from one was about flatulence that sounded like trumpets calling the demons to back to hell ... or something to that effect.
Is this candy made by the Marquis de Sade?
I don’t mind hot if it adds flavor but beyond that I just don’t get it.
This needs to be a new TikTok challenge to eat about 1/2 dozen in one gulp.
It’s not good enough to wreck your car while live streaming a “one chip challenge” since that has already been done.
I suppose if you’ve just swollowed something deadly this would be one way to get it out quick?
I keep a nude picture of Hillary in my wallet for such emergencies.
—”Why...why would something like that even have a market?”
“There’s a sucker born every minute”
This one did not suck on the candy very long.
Back in the day, after 9/11, I suggested an alternate interrogation tactic where the terrorist would be made to watch Henry Waxman and Helen Thomas reenact the beach scene from From Here to Eternity.
Consensus was it would be kinder to just torture them.
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