Posted on 09/30/2022 6:02:24 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
After nearly two years of incessant whining, President Biden finally found a job for the White House Chief of Staff's wife, Monica Medina. Although the title of the new position was juiced up to sound important, “special envoy” for biodiversity and water resources, the job is essentially a make work project to keep Klain's wife off his back and out of sight.
Klain got the idea for the job for his wife after his wife was escorted out of Chipotles by officers after being suspected of being drunk when she was spotted talking in a quiet whisper to several potted plants in the foyer of the restaurant. Monica was released by the officers after Klain appeared with her tranquilizers and anti-hallucinogenic medicines.
Klain noted that as the official Plant Whisperer for the government, she would be protected by the Secret Service and require less intervention by himself and medical personnel.
I heard Biden has procured the endorsement of Elvis Presley for his reelection in 2024.
Sounds like it should be a Cabinet-level position in our Brave New Word.
Did Secretary of the Interior, “Not Sure”, have her ask the plants if they would like to try water outta da toilet just this once instead of Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator?
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