[Diana in Wisconsin]

Time for Mother Nature to take out some oil platforms in the Gulf of Mexico? :(

[brownsfan]

Translation: You aren’t scared enough.

[beethovenfan]

It’s GoreBull warming, I tell ya!

[Howie66]

I would prefer a meteor slam into Washington, DC.

[PGR88]

could become a MONSTROUS threat to the US Gulf Coast by next week.

Or it could not. But that doesn't sell newspapers.

[dfwgator]

Or it could not.

[pnz1]

This morning Euro showed a right turn into FL

[deport]

Don’t forget......... Help is needed
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4095195/posts

[cuz1961]

The next named storm is a monster hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico that is trans and identifies as a cyclone.

[3RIVRS]

On top of the potential for death and destruction Joe must be terrified this will make gas go up again just before the midterms.

[9422WMR]

We ask for the hurricanes to flush out Houston!

[Raycpa]

I like the part where the writer capitalizes monster.

[1Old Pro]

There’s a 70% chance it becomes a tropical depression within the next 48 hours, and there’s a 90% chance of development within the next five days, the hurricane center says

The same government that says there is a likely chance of a recession next year, during the current recession. They are idiots and should be treated as such.

[Red Badger]

Ping!.................

[nicollo]

No need to worry, there’s a Democrat in office now, won’t be a bad storm... See:

5 years on, failures from Hurricane Maria loom large as Puerto Rico responds to Fiona https://www.npr.org/2022/09/20/1123846384/puerto-rico-hurricane-fiona-hurricane-maria-anniversary

The idiot mayor of San Juan thinks solar power will solve any future problems...

[pepsi_junkie]

Back in the day, only big storms were named. But then after Katrina when they predicted that due to climate change there would be massive Cat 5 hurricanes in waves and waves, nothing happened. Totally quiet for several years. It hurt the narrative. So what to do when there aren't any big storms to name? Start naming the small ones.

So all of a sudden a new phrase appeared and was reported on. "Named storms". "Number of named storms at historic high!" stuff like that. Propeganda restored.

But people get that named storms is BS. And we see it here, they are at the point where they have to say "THIS named storm is actually a big one".

[Lower Deck]

Supposed to have Fiona brush by us to the east this weekend, but only a category one or two.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Hermine was used in 2016- have they already run out of new ‘H’ names in 6 years?

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/data/tcr/index.php?season=2016&basin=atl

[Antoninus]

Operative word: "could."

Watch this:

Aliens could blow up the Statue of Liberty.
All the rice in the world could become toxic.
Monkeypox could wipe out 2/3 of the world's population.
A sinkhole could open up under your house.
Amnesty International could start caring about the J6 prisoners.

See how it works?

[freemama]

Oooo....Weather Porn!

Scaring the readers leads to more clicks. More clicks = more revenue.

What would happen if we all stopped playing their game and didn’t click when the headline was so obviously inflammatory?

[Fresh Wind]

Judson Jones and Jennifer Gray, CNN meteorologists

They KNOW, beware!