Reminds me of the scene from Porky's II..............................
To: Red Badger
2 posted on
09/20/2022 8:13:34 AM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Red Badger
“Okay...we’ll relocate the snake. But we don’t want any complaints if a rat bites your backside.”
3 posted on
09/20/2022 8:18:07 AM PDT by
gundog
( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Red Badger
James Carville must be the new Tidybowl man?
4 posted on
09/20/2022 8:19:35 AM PDT by
blackdog
("That's an applause line you useful idiots" )
To: Red Badger
Gray RAT snake in the toilet. Was its name Elizabeth War-Hen?
To: Red Badger
Scary, but in a funny way.
If that happened to me, a Rat Snake in the bowl, I would probably followed this homeowner’s example, spend a few minutes soaping and rinsing the toilet bowl, then a few drops of Pine Sol or Febreeze with lemon scent. Only then, after I had gotten the bowl looking ‘presentable’ and aired the room out, would I call the police or health department.
Now, if I were somewhere in the tropics, and saw an angry Anaconda down there, flashing his fangs, all my vanity about presenting a clean rest room to the public would be put on hold. Too dangerous to matter at that point.
To: Red Badger
Just another day in Florida.
5.56mm
7 posted on
09/20/2022 8:33:54 AM PDT by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
To: Red Badger
"May I suggest Rat Poison?"
9 posted on
09/20/2022 8:38:14 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Red Badger
"Police remove snake from Alabama toilet"The snake was then safely transferred to the Demonicrat voter registration list.
10 posted on
09/20/2022 8:41:09 AM PDT by
Carl Vehse
(A proud member of the LGBFJB community)
To: Red Badger
Why did the Taxpayers have to pay for this homeowner’s lament?
The homeowners should have called a plumber and paid the bill.
To: Red Badger
Poor snake... Hope it wasn’t too traumatized by slithering around in... THAT.
15 posted on
09/20/2022 8:54:24 AM PDT by
ScottinVA
(Slava Ukraini!)
To: Red Badger
How did Clinton get in there?
17 posted on
09/20/2022 9:15:36 AM PDT by
beethovenfan
(The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
To: Red Badger
This happened to my sister one time. Someone left the cap off the outside sewer line clean out. Crawled in and crawled up into the toilet.
20 posted on
09/20/2022 9:53:01 AM PDT by
Openurmind
(The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
To: Red Badger
Isn’t Alabama one of those states where you have to sweep snakes off your walkway to get to the car every morning?
21 posted on
09/20/2022 9:55:34 AM PDT by
Openurmind
(The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
To: Red Badger
It's just a chicken snake (
Pantherophis spiloides). It's not only the greatest snake in the world but one of the best
animals period to have as a pet. They're local, plentiful, free, grow humongous, and are as gentle as can be.
There's no need at all to be afraid of a chicken snake.
To: Salamander
Snakes gotta poop somewhere ping.
32 posted on
09/20/2022 11:10:35 AM PDT by
Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch)
To: Red Badger
Snake found in toilet. Cops got nothing to go on.
54 posted on
09/20/2022 1:00:39 PM PDT by
HandyDandy
(Life is what you make it.)
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