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Martha's Vineyard Emergency Move Of Migrants (Satire)
9/16/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/16/2022 2:30:53 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Martha's Vineyard Shipped out the 50 migrants to a Cape Code military base on an emergency basis. Although residents of Martha's Vineyard welcomed the migrants and were pleased that Florida Governor De Santis could spare the migrants.

Consultations with Rep. Hank Johnson and other scientific leaning politicians led the Massachusetts Governor Charlie Baker to fear that having 50 migrants on the island might cause it to tip over and drown all the island's inhabitants. Gov. Baker declared emergency powers and had busses move the migrants to more stable accommodations.

Gov. Baker asked Gov. De Santis to ensure that future migrant deliveries be routed to Hartford, Ct.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 09/16/2022 2:30:53 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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May they bring many leaf blowers and wake up early.


2 posted on 09/16/2022 3:24:03 PM PDT by Track9 (You are far too inquisitive not to be seduced…)
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3 posted on 09/16/2022 4:19:42 PM PDT by Dick Bachert
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4 posted on 09/16/2022 4:20:26 PM PDT by Dick Bachert
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Koffee klatch with scones at 10? Anyone?


5 posted on 09/16/2022 4:27:28 PM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

They are NOT “migrants.” They are criminal illegal aliens. DHS and the press like to pretty them up. But never forget who they REALLY are.


6 posted on 09/16/2022 5:34:55 PM PDT by upchuck (The longer I remain unjabbed with the clot-shot, the more evidence I see supporting my decision.)
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