Posted on 09/16/2022 3:56:53 AM PDT by McGruff
MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA — Residents of upscale Martha's Vineyard are in a panic after several buses dropped off illegal immigrants from Florida this week. One terrified resident reportedly called the authorities after seeing Hispanic males outside her home, not even operating a leaf blower or any other kind of gardening equipment.
"Hello, is this 911? Yes, there are brown-looking Latinx people outside my 20,000-square-foot seaside home, and they aren't even carrying leaf blowers," said a terrified Mavis McWhite to the dispatcher. "They aren't even holding so much as a rake. They're up to no good. I'm scared! Please send help!"
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I decided to share it with all.
There are a lot of illegals on Cape Cod.
You know those limo liberals are all having a fit. They’re the biggest NIMBY racists to exist.
They’re panicking and already shipping off the mere 50 they got.
Somehow when liberals ship off illegals, it’s OK, though.
Maybe the leaf blower wasn’t electric. In DC they just banned gas powered yard equipment.
The local golf club is offering a "two-for-one" discount for all illegals: For the usual annual club membership fee of $50,000, both the husband and the wife get full membership privileges!
Regards,
I used to have a house in Connecticut when I lived in NYC. My old friends there tell me that it isn’t what it used to be...”hispanic panic.”
I love the Bee, but their editors could have done some digging to find out that there isn’t a town named “Martha’s Vineyard.” That’s the name of the island which is comprised of six towns.
Good. I despise the residents of Martha’s Vibeyard.
When I was at MIT, I volunteered to staff a short-lived Chabad (orthodox) shul during part of the summer to fill needs of Jewish tourists.
The people there — and I especially include the purportedly Jewish residents and their female “rabbi”. — were the nastiest people I’ve met. Passive aggressive, like we had our power turned off by “accident”. Food orders “accidentally” left on the mainland.
The female “rabbi” came over to talk with us and check us out and unequivocally told our rabbi that we weren’t welcome, were backwards, and, above all, don’t let anyone know that the “tall one” (me) was an Israeli (you know, because Israelis are fascists).
This was about 30 years ago. I can only imagine how it is now.
I have often wondered if the Vineyard and Nantucket were like that because of the bottled-up anger of Bostonian visitors...Boston being an emotionally-constipated town.
The only reference to "town" was "Town Councilmember Pam Karen-Cindy" and she could have been from any town.
Mavis McWhite , LOL!
There it is.
The Fetterman Syndrome.
Fun fact! The sound of leaf blowers is the Mexican national anthem.
*bump*
Good ‘ol Bee
The grass ninja’s are coming in force!
“This was about 30 years ago. I can only imagine how it is now.”
They’d have you gassed now.
We Americans better start to realize that we face an enemy no different than you guys do in Israel, and the way to start dealing with that enemy is to QUESTION EVERYTHING they do and support - and that includes foreign policy and overseas wars.
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